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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 10:01 AM Original message |
can you top the malaprop I heard on the elevator this morning? |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 10:03 AM Response to Original message |
1. urethral!!!!! BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 10:04 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. LOL!!!! A pisser...stop it! |
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Coventina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 10:04 AM Response to Original message |
3. My personal favorite |
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Pert_UK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 10:06 AM Response to Reply #3 |
6. You should have just passed participle board to him........ |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 10:07 AM Response to Reply #3 |
8. be careful with those screw guns |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 10:07 AM Response to Reply #3 |
9. You should have given him 5 nails... |
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Pert_UK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 10:05 AM Response to Original message |
4. I was once having dinner with a friend of mine...... |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 10:20 AM Response to Reply #4 |
14. maybe pretentious? |
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Pert_UK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 10:21 AM Response to Reply #14 |
15. Don't think so....it was supposed to be a complement and..... |
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skypilot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 01:10 PM Response to Reply #4 |
31. She might have meant... |
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Pert_UK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 02:39 PM Response to Reply #31 |
35. If I ask her, she'll CLAIM that's what she meant, for sure! |
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madmax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 10:05 AM Response to Original message |
5. It's contageous |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 10:07 AM Response to Original message |
7. There's an arrogant, smug self-centred woman in my office |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 11:09 AM Response to Reply #7 |
19. Canada is a country away from Mexico, though |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 11:13 AM Response to Reply #19 |
20. Yeah, but she deserves bonus points for constant repetition |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 11:15 AM Response to Reply #20 |
22. There should be more restrictions on manner of dress |
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bmbmd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 01:29 PM Response to Reply #7 |
33. The word is |
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MissMarple (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 03:09 PM Response to Reply #7 |
41. LOL Mexicans speak Spanish not Mexican. |
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bif (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 03:13 PM Response to Reply #7 |
45. I like it when people say< "He has boo-ko bucks." |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 10:09 AM Response to Original message |
10. I once temped in a real-estate office |
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southerngirlwriter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 10:12 AM Response to Original message |
11. oh Lord.....no, can't top that one in real life |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 10:14 AM Response to Reply #11 |
12. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 10:17 AM Response to Original message |
13. My mom taught at a DeVry type business school when I was young |
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damnraddem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 11:06 AM Response to Reply #13 |
18. Well, to each his own. |
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bmbmd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 10:40 AM Response to Original message |
16. She's one of my favorite singers- |
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damnraddem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 11:04 AM Response to Original message |
17. Well, they may all be urethral, but ... |
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displacedtexan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 11:13 AM Response to Original message |
21. There was an Amoeba diagram on my chalkboard one day... |
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SCDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 12:24 PM Response to Reply #21 |
25. My mother was a 6th grade science teacher and organism |
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truthseeker1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 08:59 PM Response to Reply #25 |
59. I did that once - but it was 9th grade! |
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bonemachine (407 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 09:05 PM Response to Reply #59 |
60. I had a friend |
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SPQR (315 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 12:16 PM Response to Original message |
23. When my partner and I got back from Rome |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
24. Bertha, she should write speeches for Don King. |
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Beware the Beast Man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 12:24 PM Response to Original message |
26. Here's some from my own wife: |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 12:26 PM Response to Original message |
27. My father's hometown paper |
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bif (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 12:29 PM Response to Original message |
28. "I'm tired of all these insinuendos." also:"Raped over the coals." |
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July (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 01:05 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. BWAAAA!!! Those are hilarious! |
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Terran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 09:45 PM Response to Reply #28 |
64. Hey, "insinuendo"! |
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histohoney (584 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 01:07 PM Response to Original message |
30. My Grands |
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Turbineguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 01:14 PM Response to Original message |
32. When we ate in Chinese Restaurants |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 03:25 PM Response to Reply #32 |
52. My little boy used to like watching |
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Digger (99 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 11:33 PM Response to Reply #32 |
65. Maybe he was serious... |
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Mrs. Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 02:34 PM Response to Original message |
34. This Isn't A Malaprop, But It's Funny |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 03:15 PM Response to Reply #34 |
47. I found the link in Snopes, but I can't go there |
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Dookus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 03:28 PM Response to Reply #47 |
54. They say it was real |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 02:52 PM Response to Original message |
36. No, but everybody says "CHOMPING at the bit" when it's really |
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toddzilla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 02:59 PM Response to Reply #36 |
37. champing at the bit? |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 03:09 PM Response to Reply #37 |
42. Look it up. n/t |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 03:21 PM Response to Reply #37 |
50. It does if you're a horse person... |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 03:01 PM Response to Reply #36 |
39. Irregardless of what you say I could care less! |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 03:11 PM Response to Reply #39 |
43. Care for a pop? Or would you like some soda instead? |
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Snow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 03:03 PM Response to Reply #36 |
40. And for us fussbudgets, it's 'martial law' as in war not 'marshall' as |
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Spider Jerusalem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 08:33 PM Response to Reply #40 |
57. And to be REALLY picky, "marshal" only has one "L". |
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Snow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 09:20 PM Response to Reply #57 |
63. Thanks Spider - I guess I've seen it spelled with two 'l' s so often |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 03:19 PM Response to Reply #36 |
49. THANK YOU RKZ!! |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 03:00 PM Response to Original message |
38. I knew a girl who reffered to an urn as "a urine" |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 03:14 PM Response to Reply #38 |
46. I was in a Target in Nashvile when I overheard two women talking... |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 08:17 PM Response to Reply #46 |
56. That's Tarjay! |
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MissMarple (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 03:13 PM Response to Original message |
44. "Orgasms" in the water. |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 03:26 PM Response to Reply #44 |
53. WOooo! |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 03:16 PM Response to Original message |
48. Idiot where I used to work with said "derbiss" meaning "debris" |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 03:22 PM Response to Original message |
51. In Grammar and Semantics class |
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catzies (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 04:05 PM Response to Original message |
55. One thing I know for sure. After attending an orientation you are NOT |
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Snow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 09:18 PM Response to Reply #55 |
62. Ooh-ooh! And "preventative" medicine. |
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geniph (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-16-04 04:09 PM Response to Reply #62 |
70. That's why I can't bear the word "administrate." |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 08:35 PM Response to Original message |
58. My sister in law says Phantom for fathom all of the time. This after |
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WannaJumpMyScooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 09:09 PM Response to Original message |
61. Takes real kidneys to make a statement like that |
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toddzilla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-16-04 12:00 AM Response to Original message |
66. A driver's license is a single item |
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put out (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-16-04 12:30 AM Response to Original message |
67. Can't top it, |
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vajraroshana (762 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-16-04 12:40 AM Response to Original message |
68. when i was a teenager |
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blm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-16-04 02:46 PM Response to Original message |
69. Try this true incident.... |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-16-04 04:25 PM Response to Original message |
71. "Driving erotically" |
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latebloomer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-16-04 04:37 PM Response to Original message |
72. can't top THAT, but. . . |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-17-04 09:26 AM Response to Reply #72 |
73. ooh, good comeback |
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