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cosmicdot

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Sat Aug-16-03 11:12 AM
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can't see the forest for the CAPTIONS

W: so, do ya'll have any ... hehehe ... you know, like, elephants doing it and stuff ... hehehe ...

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pansypoo53219

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Sat Aug-16-03 11:18 AM
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1. i swear

that elephant's dong was this thick.

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rock

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Sat Aug-16-03 11:51 AM
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2. Now when I clap may hands, you'll awake from the hynotic spell

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nuxvomica

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Sat Aug-16-03 12:18 PM
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4. "Let's try this again for the 10th fricken' time!"

"Now when I clap may hands, you'll awake from the hynotic spell."

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44wax

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Sat Aug-16-03 01:22 PM
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6. and forget that you did not get your morning hit from the krakk pipe

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skip fox

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Sat Aug-16-03 12:15 PM
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3. The ranger is explaining: "Well, the jackalope is bigger than your

jackrabbit and it's got horns on its head like an antelope, only not so big for the small head and neck, and they climb trees and help out in the valley by adjusting the color and hosting butterfly rodeos. You should see them come dinner time, why they're cute as a bevy of kittens. By the way, you know that out here we got kittens that can fly, don't you? Yeah, and they sing librettos about great prison riots of the 40s. It's great out here in nature, Mr. President. You can really learn some stuff!"

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Catshrink

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Sat Aug-16-03 12:20 PM
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5. Thanks for the photos, Cosmicdot.

These are great for a good morning chuckle -- and a great way to procrastinate.

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peterh

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Sat Aug-16-03 01:25 PM
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7. No sir…I didn’t stutter….

I said this is a rather pristine area and we’d like to keep that way…so go on over there and get Gail and get the fuck outta here.

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skip fox

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Sat Aug-16-03 04:00 PM
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8. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,

turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

:kick:

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alfredo

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Sat Aug-16-03 04:15 PM
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9. mine now

You think that's something. I pinched off one this big.

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myomy

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Sat Aug-16-03 04:16 PM
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10. Yes sir, there was a whole gaggle of terras out here..

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