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matcom

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Thu Apr-15-04 04:43 PM
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I Am Running For PRESIDENT!!

Edited on Thu Apr-15-04 04:45 PM by matcom

DO I GET YOUR VOTE?? :D
WHO would like to be my running mate?

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zbdent

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Thu Apr-15-04 04:48 PM
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1. For a second, I thought you were Jesse V.

Never mind.

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UrbScotty

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Thu Apr-15-04 04:48 PM
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2. As President, would you send a probe to Uranus?

Edited on Thu Apr-15-04 04:49 PM by ih8thegop

If any DUer becomes President, you'd be more likely to do it than anyone else!

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matcom

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Thu Apr-15-04 04:49 PM
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3. I have already probed Uranus

i will reveal all in my Inauguration Speech

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CatWoman

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Thu Apr-15-04 04:58 PM
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5. I'm calling a press conference!!!

I'm gonna spill my guts if you don't buy me off!!!!!

I'm gonna be your Gennifer and Paula all rolled into one!!!

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matcom

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Thu Apr-15-04 05:02 PM
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8. call it Bitch

i ain't got nuttin' to hide! yeah, i 'did' ya. and it was FANTASTIC!!

"I DID TOO have sex with that catwoman, Midori. DON'T YOU WISH YOU COULD HAVE TOO KEN?"

:bounce:

:loveya:

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CatWoman

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Thu Apr-15-04 05:03 PM
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9. plus

YOU KICKED MY CATS!!!!!!

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matcom

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Thu Apr-15-04 05:06 PM
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10. if you mean....

i spanked your pussy's

guilty as charged :D

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CatWoman

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Thu Apr-15-04 05:12 PM
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13. See, that's what I get for defending your ass being torched by Godzilla

I hope he fries your ass next time.

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matcom

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Thu Apr-15-04 05:15 PM
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14. you brining the SMORES???

:P

:*

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annak110

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Thu Apr-15-04 04:53 PM
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4. Yup, you got my vote, anybody but Bush OR Kerry!

and hey, Maxine Waters would make a good vp, she is one of the few real Democrats in Congress

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LastKnight

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Thu Apr-15-04 04:59 PM
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6. hell ill vote for you...

as long as your campaign sign/tshirts/buttons has the smileyasses on em.

and id be interested in the running mate spot, but im too young...

-LK

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tom_paine

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Thu Apr-15-04 05:00 PM
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7. I will vote for the Matcom/CatWoman Ticket!

:toast: :party:

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Canuckistanian

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Thu Apr-15-04 05:07 PM
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11. Will you have interns?

If so, then I'm in.

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matcom

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Thu Apr-15-04 05:09 PM
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12. ALL my interns will have to have STRICT credentials

they will ALL have to be female twins, bisexual, in their mid 20's, have ownership in liquor stores and be partial to CFM ruby red lipstick.

other than that, i'm easy :D

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Canuckistanian

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Thu Apr-15-04 06:28 PM
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19. You are wise, Oh matcom

You have my support.

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NewHampster

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Thu Apr-15-04 05:22 PM
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15. I suggest a Southern Strategy Running Mate - Your Mate

Edited on Thu Apr-15-04 05:24 PM by NewHampster

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renegade000

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Thu Apr-15-04 05:43 PM
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16. could i be secretary of state?

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southerngirlwriter

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Thu Apr-15-04 05:45 PM
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17. You have my vote!!

Anything with the words ass and crack in it is okay by me. :evilgrin:

:spank: Bad SGW!! :spank: BAD SGW!! :spank:

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GOPisEvil

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Thu Apr-15-04 05:51 PM
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18. I would be your running mate!

Constitution be damned! :P

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Padraig18

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Thu Apr-15-04 06:31 PM
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20. We need a yak as VP, to balance the ticket.

We cannot afford to lose the wooly, Asian mammal vote. :P

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