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Killarney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-17-04 05:46 PM
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The greatest website of all time (you will not be disappointed)
This is awesome:
http://www.subservientchicken.com/

This chicken guy does anything you ask him to.

I asked him to dance the YMCA, touch his toes, sit on the couch, pretend to play hockey, shake his booty, etc. He does everything. He rocks!

It's so funny, you have to do it.

Post here what's the funniest thing you asked him to do.
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-17-04 05:48 PM
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1. Bah! He won't kill himself or slam his head into the wall.
Won't do anything I want him to do. This sucks.
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-17-04 05:49 PM
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2. "scratch your ass"
he did it and I love him for it! :loveya:
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muchacho Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-17-04 05:50 PM
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3. I asked it to die....
and it DID!!!!
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-17-04 05:50 PM
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4. Doesn't really work for me.
I asked him to kick the chair, and he just lifted his leg.

I asked him to touch his head, and he just raised his hand.

I don't know what to tell you.
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Ediacara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-17-04 05:50 PM
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5. whatever...
That's close to the dumbest site EVER.
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muchacho Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-17-04 05:53 PM
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6. I asked it to clap
and it did. Then it's clapper turned off te light!
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Killarney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-17-04 05:55 PM
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7. I asked him to go fuck himself
and he went into a corner and pretended to masturbate.

lol

this chicken-guy cracks me up
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Mobius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-17-04 08:05 PM
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13. I asked him the same thing, and he
held his hand up to the camera and extended his thumb and forefinger to a length of about 3 inches. :wtf:
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freeminder Donating Member (407 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-17-04 06:06 PM
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8. Wank was a no-no, but he did try to take off from the sofa
pretty funny imho.

tomorrow I'm asking it to go find a shrubbery :-)
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EV1Ltimm Donating Member (831 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-17-04 06:16 PM
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9. that's a scary-ass chicken!
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-17-04 06:26 PM
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10. i asked him
to drop and gimme 20, he dropped and gave me about 3.
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Mobius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-17-04 08:17 PM
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17. I got him to do 4!
HA!
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OKNancy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-17-04 07:10 PM
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11. LOL -- ballet steps
asked him to do some ballet steps. Pretty funny...but a bad dancer.
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Mobius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-17-04 08:02 PM
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12. Watch porn, hump the couch and do bongs.
and he just stood there. What a rip off!
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-17-04 08:08 PM
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14. I told him to go pluck himself
He just stood there looking kinda puzzled.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-17-04 08:16 PM
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15. I dunno
I asked him to sign the patriot act, and he put a wing over his chest and looked like he was saying the pledge of allegiance.
I asked him to invade Iraq and he looked at the ceiling.
Guess we need a subservient chickenHAWK site instead...
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Mobius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-17-04 08:17 PM
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16. I think Im in love with the chicken
:shrug:
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NewHampster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-17-04 08:21 PM
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18. Is this going to get posted once a month?
Ask him to eat a Big Mac and see what he does.
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