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Breezy du Nord Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 09:04 PM
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Apparently you liberals have only had "joyless sex" (according to Coulter)
What the hell? Why didn't you guys ever tell me? Now I have absolutely nothing to look forward to!

And you all made it sound so good.

Seriously though, that lady is, pardon my french, one crazy-ass bitch.
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leftist_rebel1569 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 09:05 PM
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1. where did you hear about that?
did she write it in her book or something?
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Breezy du Nord Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 09:07 PM
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4. real time w/ bill maher last night
Edited on Sat Aug-16-03 09:12 PM by breezygirl
said that a survey shows that the religous right said they'd had more orgasms. But then, as maher said, who doesn't lie on a sex survey?

on eidt; I've never read her books. If I ever become a sadist (or is it a masochist?) I will. My brother read her first one, SLander, and it sounded like total BS.
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Career Prole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 11:04 AM
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50. I had to change the channel
when Maher referred to dubya as a war dodger and Coulter went off on him and then the audience calling them "girlie-boys" with their "sarcastic laughter" and that none of them had the nerve to rig themselves out with a supersonic, afterburnered strap-on....they'd "pee themselves".
I changed the channel to save my TV. I had far too many potentially screen-shattering objects within reach begging to be thrown.
She was so pissed that big ol' adam's apple of hers almost flew out of her pie-hole and turned Orlando Jones into collateral damage.:grr:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 09:06 PM
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2. Well, sex with Coulter WOULD be joyless
:eyes:

I don't have much sex, but I've enjoyed most of it...
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angka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 01:17 AM
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43. are you kidding?
Edited on Sun Aug-17-03 01:18 AM by angka
i would twist her into a pretzel. i would show her positions that they would outlaw in texas if they had heard of them. i would have her grabbing the headboard for dear life begging for daylight. i would convert her into a born-again liberal BDSM zipper grrl through multiple compulsive orgasm therapy.

once she was my pet i would make her go down on Big Dog and like it.

okay, done, and mind you both hands remain on the keyboard.
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wellstone_democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 09:06 PM
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3. hmmmm, could my husband be a secret conservative?
he's "lovin'" is so "joyful" that I'm beginning to wonder if he has a political secret I don't know about....previously I worried about philandering...I guess I should wonder if he's slipping out at lunch and picking up Republican tracts.....
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0rganism Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 09:08 PM
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5. Whaaaaaa? Sounds like sour grapes to me ;)
I think crazy-ass bitch sums her up pretty well.
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 09:09 PM
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6. Whoever said...
"Even the worst sex is merely fantastic" never pondered the possibility of Ann Coulter's eventual existance.
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TennesseeWalker Donating Member (925 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 09:09 PM
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7. I've got joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart...down in my heart....
and other places too! Seems like the best way to prove Coulter wrong is to go make a joyful noise....;) Prove her wrong, DU'ers! Have more sex!
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 10:01 PM
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19. I like your attitude...
...and rememebr people, bad sex is messy, good sex is even messier. Great sex is messy and loud.
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TennesseeWalker Donating Member (925 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 10:37 PM
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33. I like GREAT sex....
Bring it on! lol
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clspector Donating Member (295 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 09:13 PM
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8. Yes, the vile creature, said it
Edited on Sat Aug-16-03 09:14 PM by clspector
and Bill Maher quoted her on his show last night. She was a guest. The horror, the horror.

I'm just curious how her sex life was with pornographer Bob Guccione's son when she was schtupping him. I think she referred to him as her "boy toy." What great conservative values.

Though how any man could perform with that viper as his partner is another far more troubling question. Could she be any more repellent?
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Breezy du Nord Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 09:14 PM
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9. Nobody's answered my question yet
You al lied to me about this!
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 10:03 PM
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20. Yes, it's true.
Everyone of us lied to you. Sorry. We're evil that way though. We were trying to suck you into our deep black, joyless sex, hole with us, but you found out too soon. Now, unfortunately, we have to kill you.
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TennesseeWalker Donating Member (925 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 10:39 PM
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34. "A deep, black, joyless sex hole"
Yikes! Sounds like your describing Ann Thrax herself!
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Peace_2_Everyone Donating Member (665 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 09:16 PM
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10. sHE has got problems



pix taken from
http://www.americanpolitics.com/20020716Rectenwald.html
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buff2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 09:28 PM
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11. I think Ann the Man has both sets of genitals
When someone tells her/him to go phuck itself....it probably does. :evilgrin:
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ozymandius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 10:08 PM
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22. can't
The male member is too short. Besides, the empty nutsack just gets in the way.
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JackSwift Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 09:30 PM
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12. I wouldn't fuck Ann with your dick.
.
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Skip Intro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 09:37 PM
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17. lol
and you got that right...I'd give up sex before I got anywhere near that neocon whore...

(btw, thaks for the support on that gd thread the other day...)
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MiltonLeBerle Donating Member (956 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 10:09 PM
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23. I wouldn't fuck Ann Coulter with Ann Coulter's dick.
nt
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Nlighten1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 02:01 PM
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55. I would but...
she would get a "Dirty Sanchez" before it was over.
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greenwow Donating Member (729 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 09:31 PM
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13. She's right about this liberal (ntxt)
.
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KCDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 09:34 PM
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14. she might have a point.
HUGE GENERALIZATION FOLLOWING!!:

Liberals believe that sex is a wonderful way to show love between two (or more) (or less) human beings.

Conservatives believe that it is dirty and a sin.

Sinning is fun. Most of us have some "closet" experience which ranks way up there on the orgasmeter.

Hence, conservative sex is better, since it's always a big fat dirty sin to them.
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SweetZombieJesus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 10:06 PM
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21. I don't think its a sin, nor do I necessarily think its a show of love
I think its fun ;-)
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KCDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 10:11 PM
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24. I wasn't saying she's RIGHT,
I'm just saying that... well... OK, I admit it: Married sex can be dull as fuck. Ok, you happy now?! Fine, go tell TXLib, he already knows!
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SweetZombieJesus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 10:12 PM
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25. Didn't say you did
I'm just saying, I'm a far left liberal, and I'm far from lovey dovey about sex. I'm a nymphomaniac, and proud of it.
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KCDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 10:17 PM
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29. so, where in NE do you live?
:evilgrin:

I agree with you. Shouldn't have made that 'love' comment in my original generalization.
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SweetZombieJesus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 10:37 PM
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31. Kearney
And we suffer from an extreme lack of like-minded females. All the girls I meet want to get married right out of high school. It's insane.
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TennesseeWalker Donating Member (925 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 10:41 PM
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35. Right on, SweetZombieJesus!
I'm right there with you, Freakin' in the Purple Haze!
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 09:34 PM
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15. she's full of shit....
even my, uh, self love is pretty damn hot! :evilgrin:
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 09:35 PM
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16. OOO-EEE....come on, funny feeling
.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 09:47 PM
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18. Ok, this is just living proof that Coulter doesn't have a clue
Seriously, joyless sex? I hope we can find a link for this one because she deserves to be the #1 idiot of the week for a statement like that.

I can assure you than when I have sex it has been very much so filled with joy!

:eyes:
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SweetZombieJesus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 10:14 PM
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26. I think she might have been "hate-fucked" by some liberals
;-)
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 10:14 PM
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27. Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A sex post thatwas not started by me or short bus! COOL

BTW: I think that Coulter has issues!
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 10:16 PM
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28. I seem to recall it being rather a joyful experience
Wait a second....


....yeah, that was good. (just call me "Sixty Millisecond Man")

Really, though, can you picture Ashcroft or most of the Bush fascists, Clueless George included (with him I'd presume sheer incompetence), having joyous carnal relations?

And, yes, I'm sorry for that image - very sorry, because I'm also afflicted by it.
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DEM FAN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 10:33 PM
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30. She Would Know. Who Would Fuck That Bitch.
:grr: :grr: :grr:
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 10:37 PM
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32. My sexual liaisons have been sporadic...

...but by and large quite enjoyable. I look forward to the next one, whenever it may occur.

On Coulter: she and her ilk will use whatever excuse they can think of to bash the left. I wouldn't take any of them seriously if their invective didn't inspire so many of the unthinking and easily-led in the U.S. to engage in violence against those who are "different."
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Rooktoven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 10:43 PM
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36. Do you see what
cunnilingus deprivation does to a woman?
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Nlighten1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 10:45 PM
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37. What a load of bs
I take great pride in being a freak. I get buck wild as often as possible.
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TennesseeWalker Donating Member (925 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 11:19 PM
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38. kick
eom
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LTR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 12:12 AM
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39. Ann Coulter...
...Only one who can bend over and suck her own di...

WAIT A MINUTE!!! Kids might be on the board doing research!

...her own DICK CHENEY!!!

Yeah, that's it!
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 12:26 AM
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40. One has to wonder who she is doing her research with
I mean if she is shacking up with a traitorous liberal does that not make her a traitor too? She couldn't just be making this stuff up. She has to research it right?
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 12:44 AM
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41. I Bump And Grind From Time To Time....
...but we've never had to be checked out for Rabies or AIDS....

I wonder where "Rabid Ann' screwed up and why?
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JackDragna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 01:02 AM
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42. News to me.
My sex life seems pretty good. I guess sex isn't really good unless you're a psychopath like Coulter that's probably into mutilating her partners.
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 01:52 AM
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44. SHE IS PROJECTING..... It is she that is a joyless fuck
Prolly calls her love tool MARVIN or whatever.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 01:07 PM
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54. Hagar, actually
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 03:08 AM
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45. Yeah, well...
didn't this show up somewhere else already?

Anyway, I can see her point.

If me or any of my liberal friends was drunk and horny enough to do her, it would be pretty joyless.

(Five minutes, at most, and she's on her own.)
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 06:09 AM
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46. AFAIR Liberals and Europeans - ROFL
How can she know?
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Zech Marquis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 07:42 AM
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47. joyless sex?!
that's not what my gf said last night :evilgrin:, hell I had to ask her let me slep lol...hehehehe
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SpaceCatMeetsMars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 08:44 AM
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48. The only "liberal" she would ever do it with is probably Alan Colmes
and that would most likely not be very joyful, so that explains it.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 08:56 AM
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49. She's referring to
The joy she gets from her praying mantis-style sex, where she rips the male's head off before the act begins, then screws the hell out of his flopping, chicken-with-its-head-cut-off body.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 11:31 AM
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51. She is the reason people turn to Yaks!
There ain't enough Viagra in the world to make me cuddle up to that Thang!
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 12:28 PM
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52. How would she know?
What man in his right mind would touch that he she stepford conservative hypocritical bigot bitch?
Duckie
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samsingh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 01:04 PM
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53. now Anthrax thinks
she can comment on other people's sex lives?
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skrunch Donating Member (939 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 05:05 PM
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56. Q: Does Ann Coulter smoke after sex?
A: Yeah, and she smells like a model train transformer as well!
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 05:27 PM
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57. Republicans are all about smoking
They preach God to everyone, but that doesn't mean they're not puffing away like a chimney, even though our body is our temple, yadda yadda yadda...
Duckie
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