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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 01:50 PM
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The Cankered Cantaloupe of all CAPTIONS!! (Warning: X-Rated.)
Edited on Sun Aug-17-03 01:51 PM by skip fox



W. is "thinking": "Boy!, I sure do like to get in nature and do some pondering. Some bottom-of-the-well thinking, as we say down Texas, about God and clouds and what are we all here for except happiness or family or something bigger than ourselves which has something to do with why I'm president, but I just can't remember it all the time. But boy, . . . nature sure is great! Ain't she?"
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 01:52 PM
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1. He's thinking...
Why is it that laura alway says she has a headack when I want to get it on!
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 02:36 PM
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5. May be she is...
Edited on Sun Aug-17-03 02:37 PM by Lady Freedom
alerget (yes a Bushism) ta me? :wow:
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 02:38 PM
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6. It's not that...
there is a hotter guy than me! No matter what they say about them Bill and Al guys!
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 02:44 PM
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7. Ya know,
She has been look'n at Dick a little much lately? But He can't go the distance! I hate it when he gives out so soon!
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 01:54 PM
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2. "I just pissed on my right shoe. And I like it."
:kick:
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Thor_MN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 02:28 PM
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4. I was going to say it looked like he is "watering"
some of those trees in the background.
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maxanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 02:18 PM
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3. I don't want
anybody else - when I think about me I touch myself....
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rock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 02:50 PM
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8. Beer
(in Homer Simpson's voice)
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 03:35 PM
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9. W is wondering: how do people think about stuff ... like caring ...
... about the less fortunate ... or how we can get everyone health and dental care ... or how we can set example for others to cooperate with each other and learn to live and let live, and stop trying to create division between people ... where do these thoughts come from? ... I try, and these thoughts just never cross my mind ... oh, well, must not be important ...
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SpaceCatMeetsMars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 03:43 PM
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10. Ya know, it's kinda fun ta go out to the toolshed and sniff the
insecticide and the cleaning chemicals. Makes it kinda looks like the trees are melting....
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 03:52 PM
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11. sweet
Covers his looks and the photo's resolution of the trees!

:toast:
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 04:34 PM
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12. Swift CAPTIONS fly from morn to noon
Yet leave the skies of day far too soon,
But other CAPTIONS follow in their flight
To leaven evening and confound the night!

:bounce:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 07:40 AM
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13. Oh man like the trees are all melting and stuff..............
Dick is going to be so happy when finds out that I got rid of a whole forrest all by myself......happy dick hehehehehehehe
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