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ulysses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 02:43 PM
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why I'm an anti-cream cheese bagel
Dairy is the root of all evil in the world!

:silly:
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patdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 02:48 PM
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1. It's the LOVE of dairy that is the root of all evil
and boy do I LOVE dairy...cheese, cottage cheese, cream cheese, chocolate cheese....give me cheese and I am a happy person!
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 02:54 PM
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2. yes, cheese more than chocolate for me
but a chocolate cheese cake is nice compromise! :)
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ulysses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 02:58 PM
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3. you're such a milkist
;-)
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Maple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 03:04 PM
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4. Bagel
cream cheese, red current jelly.....Life.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 03:07 PM
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5. BAGEL
STALE F***ING BREAD. TASTE MUST BE DISGUISED BY BUTTLOADS OF CREAM CHEESE. :puke:
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catpower2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 04:08 PM
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10. Where do you live, Skittles?
Because where I'm from, in Philly, there is NOTHING BETTER than an everything bagel piled high with cream cheese, lox, cucumber, red onion, and a pinch of sea salt and fresh-ground black pepper.

Here in Virginia, they sell these things...it SAYS "bagels" on the packaging, but they aren't anything like actual bagels. I don't know who they think they're trying to fool--maybe the poor souls who've never had an ACTUAL bagel and so don't know what they're missing.

Anyway, point is, if you've had bagels from 95% of the country, you're probably right. If you've had bagels from New York, Philly, New Jersey, and you STILL don't like them---well then, there might be something wrong with you. :)

Cat
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SyracuseDemocrat Donating Member (696 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 04:23 PM
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12. I agree
I'm from Syracuse, NY and our bagels are pretty damnned good too. Real bagels at that, too.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 09:40 AM
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17. I live in Texas
I can't stand bagels no matter what you slop on them.
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EOTE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 10:14 AM
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19. Make mine a poppyseed bagel similarly equipped....
And I'm in heaven.

I don't understand how bagel haters can possibly think that there are no regional differences between bagels (I've seen bagels down south I wouldn't feed to my dog), yet so many would be quick to claim that it's impossible to get decent barbeque north of the Mason Dixon. A good bagel is a beautiful thing.
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 09:36 PM
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16. Skittles!
Hey, there is nothing worse than a stale bagel. Tough as a Goodyear tire!

But there are some good bagels here in Dallas - of the easily accessible (ie lot's of 'em) places my first choice would be Benny's.

Now, y'all can keep the cream cheese. What kind of horrible torture to a poor bagel is that? I prefer eating them with fruit, and just a wee bit (maybe 1/2 teaspoon) of butter (butter, not hydrogenated oil) spread on carefully.

Oh, and make mine a sesame :)
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 03:23 PM
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6. Is that why
so many are so very enchanted with the original packaging?
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ulysses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 03:33 PM
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7. do I have an attractive package?


;-)

:hi:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 03:47 PM
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9. You bet!!
You hunka, hunka burnin' bagel you!!
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 03:45 PM
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8. "Better than cream cheese"
is a soy-based product sold at health food stores that tastes remarkably like the original substance, but with a little more tang and a lot less GI distress. It's especially good with a thin sliver of red onion on top.

I agree. Dairy is horrible stuff when it comes out of a cow.
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Insider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 04:12 PM
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11. and a coffee...
regulah. no, make that a kaiser roll w/butter (see 'jersey city')
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jmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 04:32 PM
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13. Dairy makes life worth living

:9

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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 09:23 PM
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14. If you wanna talk the root of all evil here...
...let's talk about that nasty soy shit. YUCK!!! Give me Cheese Cake, Cottage Cheese, American Cheese, and MILK...FROM A COW....and I'll show you a happy girl.
Duckie
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EOTE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 10:16 AM
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20. Ahhh, American cheese....
No one makes cheese like Americans!
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 09:27 PM
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15. Yeah try having bagles every weekend growing up
Then you'd be anti- cream cheese AND bagles *blech*
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 09:42 AM
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18. So, what, you're not one of those LOX freaks, are you?
:P
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