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Old, widowed Mrs. Green is sitting on her porch with her favorite tomcat Spunky, on a quiet Saturday night. She is meticulously cleaning a brass hurricane lamp she had neglected through the years, rubbing the base and globe, when all of a sudden a genie rises in a pale smoke from the glass chimney.
" I am at your command to grant you 3 wishes, madam" says the genie, to which she replies, " First, I would like to be 21 years old again, and beautiful....." <poof> immediately she is young, ravishing and healthy....
"Next I would like a millon dollars and my house to be a mansion" and <shazzam> she finds herself on the veranda of an opulant mansion, dressed in exquisite finery, bejeweled and radiating wealth and comfort....
"Your final wish Madam" inquires the genie.....and she replies, " I would like you to turn my Spunky here into a handsome young man in mad, foolish love with me" and <alakaZam> she finds herself embraced in a passionate kiss with a gorgeous, strapping, youthful hunk of a male on her front porch.
After several minutes of deep, soulful and wet-hot kissing and tender groping, they part for a breath....panting, staring deeply into each other's eyes.... "Now don't you regret" purrs Spunky, " getting me fixed?"
badaboom, dp
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