Even though they are 18 and Hot.......

Who still gets kinda weired out by finding the Olson Twins Attractive?

I mean come on the're Michelle :P

he wants to fuck'em, I just remember Full House(used to watch it all the time) when they were so young. So, I do have trouble finding them attractive. I know they're hot, but I remember their goody two-shoes attitude on FH.

The money does make it easier though.

Be sure to keep an eye on this page:

http://www.chasebrown.com/olson.htm

Who cares though. Close enough.

n/t

she's still ethically jailbait. :shrug:

and no, the Olsen twins aren't hot, they're pretty damn plain if you ask me. I don't know if it's some weird twin fetish, or the money that people find in them, but there's much hotter twins out there, if twins is your thing.

..which I found funny, I didn't say she was 18 today.

still ethically jailbait? I don't get it...? :dunce:

Of course, if you are an older man, she would be considered jailbait. We forget about the distinction.

Come on, now. All we need now is the two of them endorsing the Shrubinator.

Hot?
No, no, that's out of the question.

But they are hot now. Not exactly my type, but HOT nonetheless.

Again.

I still remember seeing them for the first time on "Full House."

One at a time though, when they were babies.

Now, they are (almost) 18, and tremendously rich.

There's a brief (pun not intended) shot from one of their movies, where they get up from a restaurant booth, and the one on the right is wearing a thong, and the upper parts of her butt is visible.

havn't you??

Just ran across it from some web site last year.

Link said, "Olsen cheek shot," so I downloaded it, and there it was.
(And no, I don't remember the site URL)

find them all that attractive. The fact that they're twins appeals to many men's fantasies I guess. They don't do a thing for me.

think of them as little kids still, even though they're actually only a bit younger than I am. I do get weirded out when guys say they're hot..cause I always picture them when as the kids on Full House.

They're twits. They're like Paris Hilton: vapid; shallow; see stupid. Then again, I'm not interested in women young enough to be my offspring. But if I was, I could certainly do better for myself. Give me a leftie subversive radical anyday. Preferably with horn-rimmed glasses and a copy of the Collected Essays of Trotsky. Or better yet Garafalo. Ignorant women are not attractive. There is no getting past the awful sound that emerges when they speak...

not only are they twits, but, like Paris Hilton, they are not at all atractive. They are goofy looking.

Like all rich women, they can afford the makeovers, the surgeries, and the clothes to hide what are less than ordinary looks.

Real women take what they are given and make themselves attractive in more substantial ways.

She's still stuck in my head as the cute little daughter in Commando and it unsettles me every time I see her all grown up and hot and everything.

Is a beauty, the Olson's do look like troll dolls.

I could see if you are, say, 35 and see someone young grow up, you could have the image the above poster has. But I have followed Alyssa since I was young myself. The Olson twins were way too young and I was way too old when I first saw them. They are ok IMO - nothing special.

Not more than an hour ago, I came across a photo on the 'net of what I now know to be one of the Olson twins and I thought she was pretty hot.

I felt a little sick with myself at the mere thought that I found one of the Olson twins 'hot'.
I must be becoming a dirty old man! :evilfrown:

As a professor I am around young people all day, and I'm constantly straining my head to check out the girls --- everyone does it. They just look better physically when they are younger, it is a fact. The girls tend to peak physically at 20, the guys at 23-25. I tend to check out the girls and get jealous of the guys! The big problem is that they have nothing to say at that age -- they haven't really lived, haven't read very much, etc. -- so you can't have great conversations, and in fact they often say really stupid things and act very irresponsibly. When I started teaching, I used to hook up with students at the university (not my own students!) since they were so plentiful and willing, it was hard to resist when I was in my early 30s. Nowadays, I look but I don't fantasize too hard b/c I know how boring these kids are in reality. I actually compromised -- married someone 12 years younger but waited till I found someone whose personality was amazing, and now the funny thing is that looks don't really matter so much to me. So I don't get turned on for long by the twins -- they look hot, but what would you say to them?

believe me, you'd have plenty to say. :-) Yes, many young people haven't had a lot of experiences, but it's the basic intelligence and curiosity that counts.