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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 09:45 AM
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CAPTION the honor and the dignity
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 09:47 AM
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1. "The dog pooped on the plane - go clean it up boy"
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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 09:52 AM
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7. Sure, Blame it on the dog
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 09:48 AM
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2. uh, uh, uh, uh, stayin aLive! stayin aLive!
whether you're a mother or whether you're a brother

stayin aLive

stayin aLive
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 09:49 AM
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3. W. is "thinking": "Man, that was the greatest! Riding with Dennis Miller
Edited on Wed Apr-28-04 09:50 AM by skip fox
is really a gas. Wow. 'Take my wife . . . please." Gotta remember that one. Cracks me up. Heck . . . I think he's more funnier now than ever. Like 'I just flew in . . . and boy are my arms tired.' . . . Gee, I wonder how he thinks them all up. . . . Wow."
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dedhed Donating Member (353 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 09:49 AM
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4. I CAN SO walk a straight line... check it out! Now watch me...
... hop on one foot!

:bounce:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 09:51 AM
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6. I practiced putting my fingers to my nose with my eyes closed in the TANG
Helped me out a lot, all those hours, I can even do it walking.
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Jivenwail Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 09:50 AM
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5. The Marine is saying to himself
"My brothers are fighting and dying in Iraq and Afghanistan and I have to salute this douche bag. That's not what I volunteered to do".
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 10:46 AM
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12. No, he's thinking to himself: "Damn this SOB - knowing him, if I moved
one finger out of place on the salute - not even by accident, no disrespect - I'd probably find myself on the next troop transport out to Baghdad International. I'm glad I got this cushy detail, instead of 'searching for WMDs'".
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wysimdnwyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 10:00 AM
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8. Oh, geez...
I shouldn't a ate them three-day-old burritos. Oh, god, I feel like I'm gonna crap my pants right here.
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 10:10 AM
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9. Duh...Which way did he go, George? Which way did he go?
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 10:27 AM
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10. doing the shrub shuffle
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LionInWinter Donating Member (344 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 10:42 AM
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11. "I tell ya, you're a great dancer Harvey. Better than Pickles!"
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 10:58 AM
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13. "... hah, hah, hah, hah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive..."
"... Geez, I wish I still had that salmon-colored leisure suit and a wine cooler. I could be a scorin' with the babes with these moves..."
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 12:27 PM
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14. Soldier: "You're getting warmer....no, colder..."
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