Bush To Iraqi Militants: 'Please Stop Bringing It On'

JohnLocke

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Wed Apr-28-04 06:28 PM
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Bush To Iraqi Militants: 'Please Stop Bringing It On'

Bush To Iraqi Militants: "Please Stop Bringing It On"
Wednesday, April 29, 2004 -- The Onion
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WASHINGTON, DC �- In an internationally televised statement Monday, President Bush modified a July 2003 challenge to Iraqi militants attacking U.S. forces. "Terrorists, Saddam loyalists, and anti-American insurgents: Please stop bringing it on now," Bush said at a Monday press conference. "Nine months and 500 U.S. casualties ago, I may have invited y'all to bring it on, but as of today, I formally rescind that statement. I would officially like for you to step back." The president added that the "it" Iraqis should stop bringing includes gunfire, bombings, grenade attacks, and suicide missions of all types.
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JohnLocke

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Wed Apr-28-04 06:30 PM
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1. BONUS

Edited on Wed Apr-28-04 06:30 PM by JohnLocke

I like forth from top. :)

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JohnLocke

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Wed Apr-28-04 07:25 PM
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2. Kick (nt).

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oblivious

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Wed Apr-28-04 08:10 PM
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3. Clever headline

I'd love to see that as the main page one headline in the New York Times.

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flamingyouth

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Wed Apr-28-04 08:12 PM
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4. It would be funnier if this weren't really happening

My mom & I were just discussing last night that this whole mess would have been great as a Mel Brooks film. <sigh>

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JohnLocke

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Wed Apr-28-04 09:41 PM
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5. Kick...

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