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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 07:59 PM
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my erection has lasted longer than 4 hours...what should i do?
damn side effects from these damn male enhancement pills! and i'm all alone too!
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neverborn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:00 PM
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1. Inform you nearest Poison Control Center.
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methinks2 Donating Member (894 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:02 PM
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2. go to the nearest clinic, just inform the media first
you could be a star! Or at least take pictures to share with us. B-)
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:33 PM
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34. and carry your coat in front of you
unless you're female, then you've really got a problem . . .
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Preening Fop Donating Member (166 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:02 PM
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3. Amputate Immediately........!
*
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:04 PM
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7. Ewwwwwww, and welcome to DU n/t
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:02 PM
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4. Go to a bar...
...and find a way to put it to good use. :evilgrin:
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:03 PM
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5. well....
According to "Alice!" http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/ , you need to go straight to the hospital. They'll basicaly drain the blood from your penis.
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wildmanj Donating Member (611 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:04 PM
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6. what shall i do what shall i say
all brag and no fact???????? I'm sure the ladies would be knocking at your door :crazy:
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zbird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:04 PM
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8. Try this.
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:05 PM
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12. that seems to help....yes, feeling flacid now....thanks.
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zbird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:08 PM
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18. Since seeing her son instantly takes me out of the mood...
I figured good ol' Babs would do the trick for the DU men.
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ProudGerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:06 PM
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13. Great zbird
He'll never get it back up.

There are gonna be some pissed off wives and/or girlfriends on DU tonight, and it'll be all your fault.
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skooooo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:33 PM
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33. geezus really...that might have cost the guy


permanent damange!! Never whip out a pic of Babs without warning everyone first!!
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ablbodyed Donating Member (610 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:07 PM
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14. Unfortunately, that didn't work with....
pappy.
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zbird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:09 PM
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20. Yeah, but he's a repug. Our friend mopaul has better taste than pappy!
(At least I hope so!)
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:11 PM
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23. LOL!
Oh, man, the perfect cure! I can just see all the DU men who were starting to get in an amorous mood, can you hear the mass deflation being experienced right now?
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:04 PM
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9. This could be serious
better consult a physician. I imagine that it must be, at the very least, uncomfortable, especially since you are alone.
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ablbodyed Donating Member (610 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:04 PM
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10. I know what I'd do, but I'm....
Italian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:04 PM
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11. call Seymour Butts and tell him your ready for filming

At least make some money out of it...
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:07 PM
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15. You're Not Supposed To Eat Them Like M&M's!!!
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:09 PM
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19. i only ate 12
and i've damn near killed myself. gonna watch flying down to reno with fred astaire. that ought to kill it.
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sandnsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:07 PM
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16. Well hell, come on over!!!
Not really, but after 20 years of marriage and all....
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:08 PM
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17. Uhh, Mopaul, not to show
any disrespect or insensitivity or anything, but, umm.....why are you taking "male enhancement pills" if you're, shall we say, alone and unable to enjoy the "enhancement" the way it was meant to be enjoyed?
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:10 PM
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21. is this a sermon, cause i aint' got time
who are you to question my life style, or lack of it?
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:14 PM
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25. LOL!
Oh, no, sweetie, no lectures, judging, or questioning here, just curious, that's all. I'll just pretend to be Todd Rundgren and sing "We gotta get you a woman!"
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:17 PM
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29. i'll have two please
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2cents Donating Member (522 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:11 PM
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22. Follow Junior's advice...
....knock on a stranger's door and tell them - "I want to love you a little bit"
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:12 PM
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24. Keep the bus running at least 50 MPH, or it'll blow up!
n/t
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:15 PM
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26. Close your eyes and envision Barbara bu$h and Anne Coulter
having a lesbian sex romp with Bay Buchanan watching and masturbating while naked in the background.
That ought to takr the lead out of your pencil.
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charlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:16 PM
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27. Box of donuts in the house?
Play ringtoss until you de-tumesce.
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Mr.Green93 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:16 PM
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28. take a picture, it is your last one
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:19 PM
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30. Amyl nitrate...
...it's not just for breakfast anymore!
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:20 PM
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31. get your ass on home, there may still be somthing left for the wife
.
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TN al Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 08:33 PM
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32. Call the Rockettes
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