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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 10:14 PM
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Now I understand why men wear underpants.
So you don't get your scrotum caught in your zipper! OOOOWWWWWW!!! :hurts:
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belladonna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 10:18 PM
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1. Hold still there
Let me spray some Bactine on that, dear }(

Some will get the joke, some won't :)
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 10:22 PM
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3. YOW!!!!
And then better paint some "New Skin" on that spot, right?
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Madrone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 10:22 PM
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4. How'd you get the beans ABOVE the frank?
???

:D
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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-29-04 01:05 AM
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10. let my wife have a look . . . it's okay . . .
she's a dental assistant . . . :)
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Syrinx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 10:21 PM
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2. I did that with the dangler once
Trying to free my beer during a commercial, without missing any of the football game. Since then, I've tended to take my time.
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gate of the sun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 10:38 PM
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5. when my son was four (who refused to wear under ware)
got his foreskin caught in his zipper. I didn't know what to do....I called my brother and he was like I don't know either. I tried tentatively to zip up and then down to no avail. My brother called his paramedic friend to come over.....while he was on his way I magically was able to zip just a little and it came out. thank god anyway he's worn under ware ever since.
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 10:41 PM
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6. You just had a brisque....and didn't invite us??

Actually I would have turned down that invitation.
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 11:14 PM
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7. I don't
big jim and the twins have their freedom.
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 11:25 PM
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8. Who says we ALL wear underwear???
Ahhhh, the joys of free-ballin'
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-04 11:31 PM
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9. So next time, take care of your cash and prizes, fellas...
Edited on Wed Apr-28-04 11:32 PM by northwest
You don't want your bean sack getting caught in your zipper.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-29-04 01:18 AM
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11. I thought that's why they made button down 501's
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mdguss Donating Member (631 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-29-04 05:25 AM
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12. Can have the best of both worlds:
A good loose fitting thong can give you lots of freedom and keep any harm from being done.
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-29-04 08:41 PM
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13. Hey...a thong!
Do they make 'em for fatasses like me? :evilrgin:
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-29-04 08:43 PM
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14. I hate when that happens
It's not my scrotum that gets caught either. Youch! :hurts:
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Tom_Foolery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-29-04 08:49 PM
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17. Underwear? I don't need no stinkin' underwear!
My boys were born free, and that's the way they're gonna stay.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-29-04 08:44 PM
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15. things a gold medal dyke would never know about men
Edited on Thu Apr-29-04 08:45 PM by Bertha Venation
their pet names for their parts

beans & frank
the dangler
big jim and the twins
cash & prizes

ROFLMAO stop, you're killing me . . .

:shakinghead:

OMG, I haven't laughed this hard in I don't know how long.

I know, the straight women are probably screaming at their monitors "don't encourage them!!" Sorry, I couldn't help it. LOL sigh....
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-29-04 08:47 PM
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16. I just call him
Mr. Happy :evilgrin:
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-29-04 08:51 PM
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19. heh
:toast:
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-29-04 08:55 PM
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20. I'm right there with ya, Bertha!
LMAO!! :D

Sorry, NightTrain. I know that's gotta hurt something awful.
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Teddy_Salad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-29-04 08:49 PM
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18. Oh god
that hurts like hell.

:scared:
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-29-04 09:24 PM
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21. OUCH!
Oh, honey, that had to hurt like hell!!! Too bad I'm not there, I could have, ahem, soothed the pain just a little. Here's a hug for ya! :hug: :hug: :hug: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-29-04 09:37 PM
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22. You might be able to "soothe me" sooner than you think
Our fund is up to $247! :bounce:
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-29-04 09:49 PM
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23. WHOOOOO-HOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU DU, you guys are the greatest ever!!!:toast: :toast: :toast: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock:

Of course, I don't suppose this would be the right time to tell you I'm planning to elope this weekend with one of the law firm clients, would it? :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :bounce: :bounce:
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-29-04 10:16 PM
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24. Something About Mary
had a scene with just that situation.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-29-04 10:27 PM
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25. LOL
many years ago I was babysitting my boyfriend's son from a previous marriage. He was very small - maybe 3, 4 years old. He did something along that nature and was wailing and carrying on but he wouldn't let me look. Concerned, I took him to the apartment next door - two college guys who I knew were friends of my boyfriend, and asked if they could "check him". They brought him back in short order saying HE'LL BE FINE AND WE TAUGHT HIM THE CORRECT WAY TO ZIP UP.

:D
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