respond to this thread, or be forever cursed, dont' delay, do it today!

don't resist it. give in, respond. if you do not, only peril will ensue. several people have already deliberately not responded, and they are even now beginning to feel the curse. feel it? that tightening senstation in your abdomen? the curse begins.

also, your family will be cursed, for 7 generations back, and 7 generations to come. woe will befall those who do not respond to this thread. weasels will tear at your brain in your dreams. automatic doors will ignore you from here on. escalators will slow to a stop for you, halfway up. elevators too.

all your children will look like monkeys, and your wife or husband will grow fat and cranky if you do not immediately respond to this thread. food will taste like dirt, drink will give you the runs, and uncontrollable farting will ruin your reputation.

all those who refuse to respond to this thread will wander the desert (dessert?) for years, be plagued by boils and britney spears. harpies will feed on your entrails, and your airbags will fail. you'll pay twice as much at the pump, and your identity will be stolen. only the insane will be attracted to you, and your children will curse the day they were ever conceived.

respond to this thread now, or toilets will never flush correctly for you again. all dogs will bite you, all cats will scratch you.
the heartbreak of soriasis will inflame you, and viagra will have the opposite effect. all open windows will close, all closed windows will open, depriving you of sleep. hamsters will despise you.

awful lamentations and terrible wailing will spill from the mouths of those who did not respond to this thread. every time you speak, you'll sound like the president, and you will lose your car keys repeatedly. your daughters will go into the porn biz, and your parents will move in with you.

don't say i didn't warn you of this awful curse, and don't whine and complain to me if you didn't respond to this thread when you had the chance. i don't toss curses around lightly.

i don't want to die!!! i am too young!!!1


please don't let me die!!!! i just wanna have fun and be merry!!!

smile ally

NOT respond.

I beseech thee oh Universe to spare me and those around me, known and unknown.

All that stuff happened to me already.

Only through the grace of God did I discover Percocet, AstroGlide, and Broadband. Roughly at the same time.

--bkl

to be cursed any more than I have been since November 2000.

If only because I never want to sound like the president.

Some of your threats were useless though, a look at my exes would show that I already attract the insane!

(just covering my a$$)

:D
dp

yes, the curse works on even me. at least i had enough sense to respond to my own seff

I laugh at your curses. I am impervious to curses of any kind!

:evilgrin:

remember mo paul when you roll over one morning and see the face of willie nelson in the bed with you!

As long as he can play the guitar, I guess.

}(

you're very fortunate it worked out the way it did

Respond? Did someone say somethin?

:dunce:

I don't get it.

you are not cursed. you chose wisely

Mopaul has wisdom.

you'll always wonder, til your last day, why didn't i respond to mo paul's thread? why did it throw my whole life away? but then, it'll be too late.

I saved it 2 days ago. It's as good as Clinton's cock. Did you do that one?

for using the name DeLay in your subject line.

How many Our Fathers will you be saying tonight?

use your powers for good, mopaul.

*gasp* can't breathe...I"M RESPONDING!!! AHHH!!!

:-)

I WILL NOT RESPOND TO THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

I refuse I tell you.......REFUSE!!!!!!

Now bugger off! :spank: