OFFICIAL 2004 Republican CONVENTION PROGRAM SCHEDULE
6:00pm - Opening flag wrapping ceremony. 6:30pm - Ahnold Scharzenegger marshalls Hummer parade thru convention center 6:40pm Ollie North terrorist appeasement workshop: how to trade arms for hostages 7:00pm FoxNews generals propose invading France. 7:10pm - Collect offerings for Rush Limbaugh defense fund. 7:20pm Osama video thanks Bush for flying bin Laden family out after 9/11 7:25pm - War declared on evolution 7:30pm Troop tribute: Anne Coulter spits on a vet, says he was lucky to get a Purple Heart 7:40pm John Ashcroft parades Tommy Chong in shackles across podium 7:45pm Video highlights of Bush carrier landing. Mission Accomplished. 7:50pm Ken Lay proposal to ban all bicycles and public transportation 7:55pm Dick Cheney video conference from undisclosed location 8:00pm Senator Frist workshop: how stray cats are important to medical research 8:25pm Bill Bennett gives blackjack lesson 8:30pm Tribute to Halliburton. 9:00pm - Gay bashing ceremony
9:30pm - * Intermission *
10:00pm Ceremonial outing of a CIA agent 10:15pm Video highlights of Bush on 9/11 where Andrew Card says Mr. President, America is under attack 10:25pm Video gets to where Bush finally puts down childrens book 10:35pm - Video shows Andrew Card fabricating a threat to Air Force One 10:40pm Video concludes w/ Bush hiding for remainder of 9/11 (with steely resolve) 10:50pm - Corporate Welfare workshop 11:00pm Pledge of allegiance to OPEC 11:01pm attendees look under their chairs. No WMD found. Everyone has big laugh. 11:15pm Laura Bush finally speaks for MADD: "Do as I say, not as I did." 11:20pm Pro-war rally. Any war. All wars. Wars are great! 11:30pm War declared on illiteracy: deport them. And public school teachers. 11:59pm Katherine Harris workshop on how to rig a Diebold voting machine 12:00am - Nomination of Republican candidate
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