Yay! I finally made it to the 700 club!

Is there a special prize?
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

:D

Tammy Faye

Apparently, we can channel Tammy Faye in the shower now ;)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=1081582&mesg_id=1081582

Though it's gonna be boring, since Robertson, Limbaugh, and others will be there.

You see, the truth is, at some point God is gonna bring into a small, sequestered part of Heaven all the idiots who will think they've been saved at the Rapture, but it will actually be God saying, "Holy hell, these assholes have to be removed from the Earth before they destroy everything" but in God's infinite love he won't tell them what utter shmucks they are, and will let them beli9eve that they are actually part of the "small, select" group of UberChristians who got to experience the rapture and be taken to Heaven.

Thankfully, for the rest of us, we are guaranteed that in Heaven we won't have to deal with those assmunches. Thus proving that Heaven is truly and really Eden.

I can't imagine spending all of eternity with limbaugh!

I’m a comin, I‘m a comin too.

I will make sure there is a place in heaven for you, my child!
O8)