I was watching SNL and I felt like a dirty old man.

coloradodem2005

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Sun May-02-04 12:13 AM
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I was watching SNL and I felt like a dirty old man.

I think you all know why.

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Triple H

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Sun May-02-04 12:14 AM
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1. Oh, I understand completely.

Edited on Sun May-02-04 12:15 AM by Triple H

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LostInAnomie

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Sun May-02-04 12:18 AM
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2. Yep

I kept looking, and then thinking that I shouldn't be... I think that is how complexes start.

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pscot

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Sun May-02-04 12:19 AM
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3. This is so not fair

I am a dirty old man and I missed it comletely.

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Syrinx

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Sun May-02-04 12:27 AM
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4. She's a sexy girl

I don't think it's anything to get to get complexes over. Besides she'll be "legal" in a few weeks. :)

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Triple H

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Sun May-02-04 12:27 AM
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5. 16 is legal here in Minnesota.

Edited on Sun May-02-04 12:27 AM by Triple H

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Syrinx

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Sun May-02-04 12:33 AM
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7. Come to think of it, it may be here in Bama too, I'm not really sure

:shrug:

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IronLionZion

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Sun May-02-04 12:53 AM
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10. I hear sheep are legal there too

j/k

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Syrinx

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Sun May-02-04 12:56 AM
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12. .

Edited on Sun May-02-04 12:57 AM by syrinx9999

okay, just noticed the j/k.

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Archae

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Sun May-02-04 12:28 AM
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6. Errr...what?

I haven't watche Saturday Night Dead in years.

What was it you saw?

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Syrinx

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Sun May-02-04 12:45 AM
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8. the guest host was hot

Edited on Sun May-02-04 12:47 AM by syrinx9999

Her name is Lindsey Lohan (not sure if I spelled that right). And they did a Harry Potter skit that was all about her very impressive, apparently natural, bosom. But she's only 17, almost 18.

edit: corrected misspelling (I think).

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HEyHEY

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Sun May-02-04 12:48 AM
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9. bah,,,17 no big deal

I would never date or seriously check out a 17 year old. But I mean hey, as far as nature is concerned...there's nothing wrong with finding her attractive.

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Syrinx

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Sun May-02-04 12:56 AM
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11. agreed

I would never try to "do anything" with a 17-year-old, but I'd be lying if I said that I never found one to be "desirable."

I didn't realize HEyHEY was a mod. Guess I'm slow on the uptake. :)

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HEyHEY

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Sun May-02-04 12:58 AM
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14. Mod? Hell I acquired DU through a hostile take-over three months ago

That Skinner guy......he works for me now.

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Syrinx

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Sun May-02-04 01:03 AM
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15. Cool!

I thought he was overly PC, anyway.

:)

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HEyHEY

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Sun May-02-04 01:06 AM
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16. That's right...fall into straight off, you're a good little DUer

Only I'm changing the site name to "HEyHEY's home of all things unreasonable (and genrally smartass in nature)"

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Syrinx

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Sun May-02-04 01:14 AM
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17. From now on, my national anthem:

O HEyHEY
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!

From far and wide,
O HEyHEY, we stand on guard for thee.

God keep our land glorious and free!
O HEyHEY, we stand on guard for thee.

O HEyHEY, we stand on guard for thee.

:D

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Must_B_Free

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Sun May-02-04 01:32 AM
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23. That was a funny skit - Debbie Downer

They couldn't stop laughing though, which made it funnier.

It was a groupe of careless teens at disney and the "conscious liberal" kept bringing up gloom and doom points about everything.

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Syrinx

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Sun May-02-04 01:37 AM
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25. that reminded me of the Carol Burnette Show

Remember when Tim Conway and Harvey Korman would break up like that?

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JPJones

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Sun May-02-04 12:57 AM
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13. Here's the countdown Jimmy Fallon referenced...

http://playboylegal.tripod.com/lohan.html

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Archae

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Sun May-02-04 01:17 AM
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18. I see her and I want to BE a dirty old man!

Edited on Sun May-02-04 01:27 AM by Archae

I mean...nice...

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LostInAnomie

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Sun May-02-04 01:24 AM
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19. BBBBOOOOOOOIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!!!!!!!

Edited on Sun May-02-04 01:25 AM by LostInAnomie

I wish I were on that cross.

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coloradodem2005

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Sun May-02-04 01:25 AM
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20. Why don't you want to be a young guy that could get wit her?

That is what I would want.

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Archae

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Sun May-02-04 01:29 AM
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21. Because I can't be young again.

But I can be dirty! :evilgrin:

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coloradodem2005

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Sun May-02-04 01:33 AM
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24. Then be a dirty young man.

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Syrinx

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Sun May-02-04 01:41 AM
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26. her fingers look unusually long there

Must be a wide-angle lens.

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tritsofme

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Sun May-02-04 02:23 AM
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27. You're looking at her fingers? nt

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Dying Eagle

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Sun May-02-04 01:30 AM
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22. She is hot

I am 23, so i'm not that dirty. Here is her pic's page on her web site

http://www.llrocks.com/index.php?a=newpics.html&b=picindex.html

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