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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-02-04 06:10 PM
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Caption this chimp photo
After announcing her return to Texas Karen Huges instructs
Condi on how to use the strap-on on chimpy.

Notice the interesting look on chimp's face.



Thanks to Catwoman for the idea for this post about posting a post.


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movonne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-02-04 06:12 PM
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1. Shit what are you talking about!!!!
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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-02-04 06:29 PM
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10. Catwoman suggested that * must be boning condi.
moof posted that it seems more likely condi is boning *.

For this she would use a strap-on, any other gear is optional.

Anyway that is what has been heard on the intercepts.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-02-04 06:14 PM
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2. "Karen, you tell me to my face that I can't wear lavender with maroon!"
If * was wearing a yellow shirt, he'd be Ronald McDonald on crack!

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freetobegay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-02-04 06:14 PM
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3. Which one is the chimp?
I can't tell the difference! :shrug:
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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-02-04 06:16 PM
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4. I wonder if anyone on the plane
used the swiss cheese as a demo for his Iraq plans?
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NewHampshireDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-02-04 06:16 PM
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5. Hehe ...
"Then I grabbed his head like this and sucked out his brain."
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xray s Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-02-04 06:18 PM
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6. "...and then God will take all those DU'ers and squish 'em like bugs!"
Edited on Sun May-02-04 06:19 PM by xray s
"Yeah...Armegeddon is going to be bloody bloody heap of fire and brimstone and earthquakes and giant brain sucking bugs and huge fireballs and rats the size of German Shepherds and flying man eating monkeys and..."

(Bush thinking; "I'm a scarred Karen! I want my mommy!)
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-02-04 06:20 PM
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7. "They were this big, George! Thank god for breast-reduction surgery."
n/t
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-02-04 06:25 PM
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8. Bush 'thinking' (?): Hurry up with your story, Karen....I gotta pee!
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-02-04 06:27 PM
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9. Damn.....Karen reminds me a lot of my momma when she was younger.
She's got me pitchin' a little pup tent in my pants.
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indigobusiness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-02-04 07:17 PM
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11. "I told you NOT to come in my mouth..."
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 12:27 PM
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12. I said I wanted provolone
can't you people get anything right ... I'm in charge, so snap to it ...
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gulfcoastliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 12:30 PM
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13. You've GOT to get Condi BACK ON HER MEDS!
Another slip like that and people might talk!
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 12:41 PM
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14. "Would you shut the hell up about Duck Wad? It's flat out
Edited on Mon May-03-04 12:45 PM by skip fox



stupid. . . . It won't make 'America's voters love you because you're a normal guy with a nickname and everyhting'! They'd laugh you right out of the race. . . . Don't you get it? . . . When your family named you that, it was because you were a freakin' idiot and they despised you. Kids picked it up at school for the same reasons. . . . THAT's why they were spitting on and slapping at you when they said it . . . . They hated your guts. . . .And Karl and I . . . Well, . . . we've done everything we possibly could to put that kind of crap behind us, and now you want to 'capitalize' on it. . . . You're one freakin' case, alright. Geez."

W. is "thinking": "Boy. I think I know jealosy when I see it."
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 12:57 PM
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15. Karen emasculates Junior by tells war stories.
"...then, I grabbed his buttocks and took all his manhood into my mouth...then, I bit it off!"

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