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markus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 05:43 PM
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Best ever Xian bumper sticker (funny)
The Afterlife: Smoking or Non-Smoking

I just about ran my car off the road, I thought that was so funny.

This person had rather a lot of other stickers, including one that said Normal People Scare Me.

Weird vehicle, but damned funny sticker.
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patrice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 05:47 PM
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1. Surprisingly, I have grown to rather like telemarketers now . . . .
I let them go on for a while then I start chatting them up with, "Both my husband and I have been out of work for over a year now, layed-off from IT jobs, yada, yada . . . . "

I'm pretty good at scaring them, but it's all true.
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hyphenate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 05:48 PM
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2. I've got a good one
That at first I was wondering about when I got it from a friend:

God Protect Me
from your followers

It took me a few minutes before it finally made sense to me. :)
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texastoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 05:49 PM
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3. Another funny
The timeless:

The Christian Right is Neither.
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SnohoDem Donating Member (915 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 05:56 PM
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6. Similar, but outdated now,
The Moral Majority is neither.
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djeseru Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 05:50 PM
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4. "Do not steal. The government hates competition." n/t
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 05:52 PM
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5. "Visualize Whirrled Peas"
bout crashed on the Maine Turnpike over that one
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 06:13 PM
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10. "Whirled Peas" is very popular here in NC
Though for the life of me I don't know where people get them. :shrug:
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 07:26 PM
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13. Northern Sun, for one
http://www.northernsun.com/cgi-bin/nsm/5781.html If the link doesn't work, saw off the cgi-bin part, go there and search "whirled"
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comsymp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 07:33 PM
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14. Isn't there a White Rabbit in Durham?
Assuming you mean the bumperstickers and not the whirled peas... (you can't get them- you can only visualize 'em)
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scubadude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 05:57 PM
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7. My favorite is not Xian but it's funny, It's a...
Smiley face with only one eye in the middle of the forehead and the caption, Mutants for nuclear power!
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Bronco69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 06:04 PM
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8. I always thought there should be one that said
Christians do it on their knees, with amazing grace, until the second coming. Flame away! :-)
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 06:15 PM
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11. *SNORK*
I just spewed lemon seltzer over my keyboard. :D
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 06:10 PM
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9. "Born Right The First Time"
eom
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 06:47 PM
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12. When Christ said "Love your enemies"
I think he meant don't kill them.

That one is on the back of my car, along with the one about what a glorious day it will be when schools have all the money they need, and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.
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