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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:17 PM Original message |
Science/Math/Computer Geeks... what are your favorite pun jokes... |
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Angelus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:19 PM Response to Original message |
1. "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:23 PM Response to Reply #1 |
5. cute, real cute. |
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Tina H (550 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:28 PM Response to Reply #1 |
6. In one of Steven Pinker's books |
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WillyBrandt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:19 PM Response to Original message |
2. What's the speed of time? |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:21 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. Depends on how fast your going though... |
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Angelus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:22 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. Yeah...time goes infinitely slower in black hole. |
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Lisa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:33 PM Response to Original message |
7. Einstein used to walk around the Princeton campus ... |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:40 PM Response to Reply #7 |
11. ohhh I like that one |
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Lisa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:43 PM Response to Reply #11 |
15. thanks! "abstract" has another meaning in those circles too ... |
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DieboldMustDie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:37 PM Response to Original message |
8. There are 10 types of people in this world... |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:40 PM Response to Reply #8 |
12. LOL |
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TOhioLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:52 PM Response to Reply #8 |
22. My favorite is: |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:53 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. I thought that was a dislexia joke... |
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Interrobang (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-04 01:37 AM Response to Reply #24 |
43. Dyslexia for cure found, 11 at film! |
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charlie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-04 06:52 AM Response to Reply #43 |
46. Old MacDonald had dyslexia |
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Tina H (550 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 11:11 PM Response to Reply #8 |
31. in binary I think 10 is 4 (decimal) |
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LynzM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 11:29 PM Response to Reply #31 |
34. No, it's definitely 2 |
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Tina H (550 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 11:35 PM Response to Reply #34 |
36. Even your post contemplates 5 (decimal) categories n/t |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-04 06:54 AM Response to Reply #36 |
47. Huh? |
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LynzM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-04 08:50 AM Response to Reply #36 |
53. I don't understand |
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Tina H (550 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-04 09:00 AM Response to Reply #53 |
54. sorry, my explantions from last night get an f minus |
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LynzM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-04 09:03 AM Response to Reply #54 |
55. Ah, gotcha. |
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LynzM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 11:28 PM Response to Reply #8 |
33. I love that one! |
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LastKnight (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:37 PM Response to Original message |
9. regarding the equation for magnetic force... and other E&M jokes... |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:39 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. ever try "swing low... sweet char-ges" |
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LastKnight (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:45 PM Response to Reply #10 |
16. during the relativity chapter... |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:47 PM Response to Reply #16 |
18. Relativity jokes are fun... |
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LastKnight (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:51 PM Response to Reply #18 |
21. yea there were no shortage of time jokes... |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:52 PM Response to Reply #21 |
23. Oh, I am a complete geek.... |
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LynzM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 11:34 PM Response to Reply #21 |
35. 2 of my favorite terrible prof quotes... |
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DieboldMustDie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:56 PM Response to Reply #18 |
26. There was a young woman named Flight |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-04 08:43 AM Response to Reply #9 |
52. Outrageously bad jokes are EXCELLENT teaching tools |
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Donkeyboy75 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:41 PM Response to Original message |
13. It takes alkynes to make the world go 'round. |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:42 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. One never says "basically:" in a chem class either... |
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qwertyMike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:54 PM Response to Reply #13 |
25. Hexa-Nitroso Benzene - C6(NO)6 |
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Donkeyboy75 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:56 PM Response to Reply #25 |
27. Great one! Great meaning bad, of course. |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 10:06 PM Response to Reply #25 |
30. Lithium and Molybdenum are walking down the street... |
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Ilsa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:45 PM Response to Original message |
17. A silly joke that ended with this punchline: |
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Lisa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:48 PM Response to Original message |
19. did you hear about the two corpuscles who loved in vein? |
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Tina H (550 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:49 PM Response to Original message |
20. Trivia question: |
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Tina H (550 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-04 06:47 AM Response to Reply #20 |
44. Nobody answered, so here is the answer: |
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Speck Tater (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 09:57 PM Response to Original message |
28. An onldie, but a goodie |
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Scottie72 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 10:02 PM Response to Original message |
29. The answer is |
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bhunt70 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 11:24 PM Response to Original message |
32. ugh puns suck, lowest form of humor, even ahead of slapstick. |
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Lizz612 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 11:44 PM Response to Original message |
37. Bio joke |
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Lizz612 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-04 01:15 AM Response to Reply #37 |
42. Hint |
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fortyfeetunder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-03-04 11:48 PM Response to Original message |
38. For the advanced math geeks |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-04 12:05 AM Response to Reply #38 |
39. Normally I would find this funny... |
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fortyfeetunder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-04 12:07 AM Response to Reply #39 |
40. Just relax, you will rock on the final |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-04 01:14 AM Response to Reply #40 |
41. Many thanks... |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-04 06:51 AM Response to Original message |
45. What's purple and commutes? |
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TXlib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-04 07:32 AM Response to Reply #45 |
49. *groan* |
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TXlib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-04 07:22 AM Response to Original message |
48. What does a mathematician do when constipated? |
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TXlib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-04 07:44 AM Response to Original message |
50. Funny answering machine message |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-04 11:36 AM Response to Reply #50 |
57. *arrrgh* nice |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-04 11:36 AM Response to Reply #50 |
58. *arrrgh* nice |
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Quahog (704 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-04 07:58 AM Response to Original message |
51. What did the limestone say to the geologist? |
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denverbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-04 10:02 AM Response to Original message |
56. Maybe this doesn't fit, but I still like it. |
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