Seven Random Answers.. Make Your Own Questions

Reverse Jeopardy style. Here are the answers.

1. who is bush*
2. what is faux news
3. who is bill o'reilly
4. what is yes
5. what are WMD
6. what is the religious right
7. what is awol

OK, then here

1. bush*
2. faux news
3. bill o'reilly
4. yes
5. WMD
6. religious right
7. awol

No offense intended. :)

:pals:

1. Who is the worst President ever?

2. Who is neocon news outlet masquerading as real journalism?

3. Who is a whiny wind bag blow hard for the above mentioned group?

4. Will John Kerry be the next President of the US?

5. What is missing in Iraq?

6. Who are never right?

7. Where was GW in the early 1970's while J, Kerry was being wounded in Vietnam?

First the answers:
1. bush*
2. faux news
3. bill o'reilly
4. yes
5. WMD
6. religious right
7. awol

Then the questions:
1) Something never seen in the jungles of southeast Asia?
2) What you hear on RW radio every day?
3) Who is Mr. Hanky's father?
4) Is Sean Hannity really Rush Limbaugh's punk?
5) What is Karen Hughes? (WMD=Woman of Mass Delusions)
6) What is religiously wrong?
7) Who are the two most hated species in American society? (AWOL=Any Woman or Liberal)

Do I pass?

1) 43rd President of the United States, Appointed by the Supreme Court of the United States.

2) Media outlet singlehandedly responsible for pejorizing the words "fair" and "balanced" beyond repair.

3) Pundit who, like most testicles, dangles a little heavier to the right than would be symmetrical.

4) A perfectly valid response to the statement, "That depends on what your definition of 'is' is, doesn't it?"

5) Things which apparently don't exist, since they don't appear anywhere where they allegedly should or should not be, and no one else will admit to having them. (See also "Elephant In The Room, The.")

6) A loosely based organization with an ironic name, to wit, because it's neither.

7) A condition shared alike by heroes and villains, depending on their motives.

I'll try "Hail to the Chimp" for 100

1. bush*

What is "miserable failure"?
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.....I'll take "misinformation" for 200 Alex

2. faux news

What is the "Amerikan Pravda"?
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...."flaming asshats" for 300

3. bill o'reilly

what is a "prick with ears"?
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GTRMAN's dates for "ding ding" the daily double! I'll make it a true daily double.

4. yes

what is "what she said when I asked her to come back to my place"?
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I'll try "Faith based intelligence" for 1000 Alex

5. WMD

what is "nonexsistent"?
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I'll try "delusional dillholes" for 800

6. religious right

who are "hypocritical bungwads"?
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"The '70's" for 1000

7. awol

who is "Chimpy McCokespoon"?

:)

A 'prick with ears'? Thanks for the mental image I'll never get rid of. :) ;)