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Plaid Adder

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Tue May-04-04 01:25 PM
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Poll question: "I'm George Bush, and I..."

You know how now they have to put "I'm Joe Schmoo, and I approved this message" at the end of every campaign commercial now? Well, "I'm George Bush, and I approved this message" is already getting old. How could we punch that up a little?

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LynneSin

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Tue May-04-04 01:26 PM
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1. I'm George W. Bush and Robb IS a dingbat

:bounce:

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djeseru

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Tue May-04-04 01:27 PM
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2. Flaming attire. n/t

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TOhioLiberal

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Tue May-04-04 01:27 PM
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3. I'm George Bush, and

Cheney approved this message...Didn't ya Unka Dick?

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Wickerman

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Tue May-04-04 01:29 PM
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4. I'm George Bush and its been 5 hours since my last drink

Hi George!*

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southpaw

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Tue May-04-04 01:29 PM
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5. I'm George Bush, and I...

enjoy having a live gerbil gnaw at my prostate!!!

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Supormom

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Tue May-04-04 01:30 PM
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6. Cold hearted, cynical bastard

Yep, indeed.

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VOX

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Tue May-04-04 01:31 PM
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7. Wish there were an "All the Above" choice.

:evilgrin:

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BiggJawn

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Tue May-04-04 01:31 PM
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8. "Ahm George Bush, an' Ah approved this message, even though...

Edited on Tue May-04-04 01:32 PM by BiggJawn

...Ah have NO fuckin' idea what Karl's put together for this one...so just STFU and don't vote for Kerry, because he flip-flops...Or maybe he don't...I fergit....Oh, an' Robb's a Dingbat, too"

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Bossy Monkey

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Tue May-04-04 01:45 PM
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9. ...and Joseph Goebbels approved this message n/t

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readmylips

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Tue May-04-04 02:05 PM
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10. I'm george bush and I'm white...

jeezus sent me to boss all those dark skins of the world. You see, they can't govern themselves.

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guitar man

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Tue May-04-04 02:12 PM
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11. "just pooped my pants"

Pickles..........honey......little help!

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Plaid Adder

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Tue May-04-04 02:55 PM
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12. OW! MY EYES!! n/t

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guitar man

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Tue May-04-04 03:49 PM
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13. hehe

Edited on Tue May-04-04 03:52 PM by GTRMAN

sick isn't it? :evilgrin: I guess I just have a case of "the mondays
." :eyes:

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sundancekid

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Tue May-04-04 10:08 PM
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14. and I won't stand for no re-valu-tion ... so there!

hey Pickles, what's this I hear you smearin' that Heinz ketchup???
:wtf:

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SarahB

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Tue May-04-04 10:10 PM
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15. "I'm George Bush and I sold my soul to oil companies. Don't worry.....

Edited on Tue May-04-04 10:53 PM by SarahBelle

I'm selling your kids to them too."

edit: bad grammar (well not that he wouldn't use it, but I won't knowingly be a part of it.)

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Blue-Jay

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Tue May-04-04 10:14 PM
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16. "I'm George W Bush, and murdering

makes my little ding-dong slightly firm.

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Catshrink

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Tue May-04-04 10:18 PM
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17. "I'm George Bush and I'm a fucking moran."

There, says it all.

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aint_no_life_nowhere

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Tue May-04-04 10:52 PM
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18. "I'm George Bush And I Approved This Mess..."

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Endangered Specie

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Tue May-04-04 10:59 PM
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19. and Karl Rove approved this prop- er um, message.

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