If I was a freeper...

I would call Kucinich "Ku-Spinach"

And I think he wouldn't mind it one bit.

I'd kick their ass.

Has a case of the Mondays....

nt

You have made me laugh loudly to the point where I am almost ready to tumble from my chair.

-- Allen

That's a new one.

... I'd kill myself.

End of discussion - no debate.

and you were a lady, would you marry me anyways, would you have my baby?

:D

Imagine all the spare time I would have, because someone else is doing ALL my thinking for me. ***JOY*** /stimpy

Coulda fooled me.

I'm just getting comfortable, don't blow my cover now.

delete on edit.

Could look like a perv

Go on, spill beans.

:)

and you hurt my feelings. Think it was easy growing up with this name?

:(

I'd Freep her in the evening,
I'd Freep her all day.
I'd Freep out Limbaugh
I'd Freep out Laura
I'd Freep out Ann, the man
Dubya the puppet man...
all over this laaaaand.

disability and collecting social security from age 24, and in my spare time I'd be busily going to NASCAR races, displaying my collection of Yosemite Sam mudflaps, buying Chinese made American Flags, and spending a lot of time online writing long diatribes about "it's time to end the subsidies to the 'welfare queens'" who are milking the system and yet still managing to bitch and moan online in a long anti-government screed every time my disability check is a day late while decrying the lack of morals and ethics in America today and everyone just "out for himself" and no sense of community spirit any more and what's so wrong with wanting to fire guns in the house, anyway, damned cops and this fricking police state we live in, and why isn't the government doing something about all those homos walking around flagrantly displaying their perversions?

and you were my preznit
would you lie to me anyway
could I have your baby

If a freeper were my trade
would you still find me
spoutin' those lies you made
followin' behind ye

Save my hate through loneliness
Save my hate through sorrow
I gave you my lameliness
Destoy our tommorowwwssss.....

In it, the best line ever, "A one humped camel has a one humped poop and a two humped camel has a two humped poop." It produces giggle attacks around here. Love it! :bounce: