Conservatives take on the "Liberal" Media.

We all know how conservatives claim the media (except Faux News) is the domain of godless-liberal-commies, but do we ever wonder why they think that? Well from educated guesses and extrapolation, as well as some mind reading, I think I found the answer. Top things conservatives bitch about.

1. Media pundits do not say "Praise JESUS!!!" after every sentence.

2. Local news do not refer to gang related crime victims as "Another N*gger bites the dust" (see also, complaints on Political Correctness)

3. During the Christmas season, they are offended by the 30 second spot on local media that says "Happy Hanukkah". (also see Ramadan)

4. Why are DEMOCRATS allowed on T.V. at all?

5. Media reports on corporate scandals.

6. Any reports on Dubya* that make him look bad.

7. Mentioning the feelings of those "damned furriners".

Ok I'm running on empty, can anyone else think of anything else that conservatives would complain about in the media?

And an announcer reports the fact, s/he doesn't burst in tears screaming "DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"

Whenever the media refer to homosexuals, they don't use "fag" or dyke, nor do they refer to gay marriage as "That damned abomination from SATAN!!!"

I see very little of it on faux news

And it's Fair and Balanced too :D

(remember, this is a Freep thread ;) )

When news of a child-molesting case is broadcast, "Conservatives" are likely to have a hissy fit unless "liberalism" is named as the prime culprit--even if like Susan Smith's stepfather, the perp is a right-wing functionary.

Remember that all the initial reports said that a goddamn n****er pushed them younguns into the lake. Then the librul commie jew media got ahold of the story and turned the attacks on this fine white conservative family. It's all the fault of Bill Klintoon and his damn penis!!!

/end trailer trash freep mode