Woman Accused Of Hitting Boyfriend With Mounted Fish

matcom

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Tue May-04-04 07:04 PM
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Woman Accused Of Hitting Boyfriend With Mounted Fish

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Something was fishy Monday when police arrested a 25-year-old Saginaw woman they say attacked her live-in boyfriend with a mounted fish.

A state police trooper responded to a domestic dispute about 9 a.m. on Capehart east of Livingston in Saginaw, where a 25-year-old man claimed he was the victim of a knife assault.

The man had several small cuts on his arms, right leg and left shoulder, as well as a bite wound on the same shoulder, a Saginaw police report said.

The wo-man told authorities she bit her boyfriend back after he bit her first.

That's when she reached for the fish, the report said.

http://www.mlive.com/search/index.ssf?/base/news-10/1083682409259060.xml?sanews?NECN

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JohnLocke

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Tue May-04-04 07:04 PM
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1. Something Smells Fishy...

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Tue May-04-04 07:05 PM
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2. Kind of like when I whacked you with your "singing bass"

only you asked me to do it :D

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bobbieinok

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Tue May-04-04 07:08 PM
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3. singing fish is what I thought of 1st

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Canuckistanian

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Tue May-04-04 07:12 PM
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4. No, I said I wanted to eat your trout, not......

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baldguy

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Tue May-04-04 07:36 PM
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5. Insert Monty Python reference here

Edited on Tue May-04-04 07:44 PM by baldguy

damn! try again.

http://d2x.home.comcast.net/FishSlapping.htm

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