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Mattforclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:37 AM
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Say something REALLY nice about George Bush
it has to be something that really is nice.

"He looks so nice with his dogs"

"He is really good at eating pretzels"

"He is a really nice guy"

If necessary, make something up. Try to be truthful, but if you can't, lie.

Backhanded compliments are not allowed, where backhanded compliments shall be defined as:

"Containing a disguised insult or rebuke." Example of a backhanded compliment: "Such a nice new dress--it does wonders for your figure."

If necessary, resort to something like these:

"You light up my life

You make the plain magnificent

You make the ordinary extraordinary

You bring light to a dark world

You make the dull shiny

You make my heart sing

You bring me much joy

You bring me much happiness"
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mb7588a Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:39 AM
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1. He makes red ties look good. nt.
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corporatewhore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:39 AM
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2. you give hope to all of us c students who have a cocaine and alchol prob
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Mattforclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:44 AM
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7. ERRRRRRRRRRRRR!


"Backhanded compliments are not allowed"
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corporatewhore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:58 AM
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27. seriouly i am drink and do alittle cocaine and i have around a c average
i hope to become prez some day
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Mattforclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 01:04 AM
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30. lol
good luck. I'll probably vote for you.

:silly:
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:40 AM
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3. He had a photo-op at the head of a marathon
Saw it on nytimes.com. Made a visual statement for physical fitness.

Now I have to go purify myself in some sage smoke...
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:40 AM
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4. He's not Stalin
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Mattforclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:44 AM
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8. ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!


"Backhanded compliments are not allowed"
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question everything Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:41 AM
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5. He probably loves his mom. His wife, too. n/t
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:42 AM
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6. he looks comfy at the ranch, i think we should do something nice for him
we should give him a permanant vacation... say yes to the permanent bush vacation this november...

-LK
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Mattforclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:44 AM
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9. ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!


"Backhanded compliments are not allowed"
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:45 AM
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10. He makes me feel like a VERY confident speaker. Thank you George!
Edited on Fri May-07-04 12:46 AM by GloriaSmith
on edit: He also makes me feel like Mensa material.
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Mattforclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:46 AM
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12. ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!


"Backhanded compliments are not allowed"
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:47 AM
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15. but I really DO feel better about myself.
:cry:
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Mattforclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:49 AM
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18. I know, me too, BUT
Your compliment still is "containing a disguised insult or rebuke."
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:50 AM
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22. Your rules are too damn confining.
You can't see me right now, but trust me, this is a HUGE pout face.
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:45 AM
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11. He'd make a great looking corpse.
Not that I want him dead or anything.
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Mattforclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:46 AM
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13. ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!


"Backhanded compliments are not allowed"
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richmwill Donating Member (972 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:47 AM
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14. You have cute daughters- especially Jenna (n/t)
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:49 AM
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19. and he remained fertile even with all the booze and drugs!
that's an accomplishment, right??
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:48 AM
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16. Um....
He hugged a girl whose mom died on 9/11...
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:48 AM
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17. So far, I haven't observed him raping the bunnies in my back yard.
...of course, I'm not looking 100% of the time..
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Mattforclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:49 AM
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21. ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!


"Backhanded compliments are not allowed"
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:51 AM
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23. post a "NO OIL" sign in your backyard. That should keep him away n/t
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SeveneightyWhoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:49 AM
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20. He'd make a great pet!
Oh, yes he would! C'mere Georgie Georgie! Good lil' chimp!
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Mattforclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:52 AM
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24. ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!


"Backhanded compliments are not allowed"
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:57 AM
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25. He will actually leave office someday.
n/t
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Mattforclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 01:01 AM
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28. ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!


"Backhanded compliments are not allowed"
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:57 AM
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26. He's made my life less frantic
by supporting "Do Not Call" legislation.

Of course, he's also made my life more frantic with concern over the right-wing fundy-fascist agenda, my reproductive freedom, the possibility of a draft, a frightening deficit, nukes...
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Mattforclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 01:03 AM
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29. I'll let you off
Maybe technically you should get an alarm, because "Of course, he's also made my life more frantic with concern over the right-wing fundy-fascist agenda, my reproductive freedom, the possibility of a draft, a frightening deficit, nukes..." isn't really relevant, but the previous bit is nice.

And I like the Do Not Call list too. It really IS an achievement. It's wonderful.
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 01:05 AM
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31. He is a man of the people.
The really, really stupid people.
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Mattforclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 01:10 AM
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34. Anyone noticing a pattern here?
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!



"Backhanded compliments are not allowed"
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tainted_chimp Donating Member (637 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 01:16 AM
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38. That should be on a bumper sticker!
:toast:
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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 01:05 AM
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32. He would set a great and powerful example
if he were to be tried convicted and imprisoned for life
at the Hague for the War Crimes he is responsible for.
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Mattforclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 01:10 AM
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35. ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!


"Backhanded compliments are not allowed"
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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 01:35 AM
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42. We must protest in the strogest possible terms
to your knee jerk reaction to a sincere and valid attempt to post a reply that lived up to both the spirit as well intent of your request.

Would you say that "Miranda" does not deserve to be Thanked and remembered in a positive light for his contribution to justice in this country ?

Further examples are available but awaiting your reconsideration on this matter before posting more text than necessary to make the point and appeal.
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Mattforclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 01:38 AM
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43. The hidden insult would be
your implication that Bush is a war criminal.

:evilgrin:

Would you say that that is not insulting - whether or not it is true?
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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 02:22 AM
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48. No, the fact that he is a war criminal is only
relavant in that is how he could be remembered for doing something truly nice for humanity. Try to imagine the "historical" prespective from the future point of view.

Fade to black

starfield comes into focus and a familiar voice begins to speak

Imagine if you will that you wake up several decades from now in a world where there is no more war or Governmental intrusion into people's private lives. The cities, air and water are sparkling clean, solar electric is the only mode of transportation. People are caring polite and helpful to one another. You see a newsbreak on public view screen about the death of George bu*sh. People seem to have an odd but quiet reaction to the announcement and when you ask why someone tells you, After they convicted and imprisioned bu*sh no world leader ever
again was willing to risk conducting a war because of fear of being convicted of war crimes as george was.

Now is that a good thing or an insult ?

Possibly you needed to denote from who's point of view
the " good " thing was to be observed.
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TheWizardOfMudd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 01:07 AM
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33. Someday he will die
It will be really nice.
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Mattforclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 01:10 AM
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36. ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!


"Backhanded compliments are not allowed"
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TheWizardOfMudd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 01:19 AM
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40. You said "nice"
Compliments have nothing to do with it. :)
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 01:13 AM
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37. Future author of President For Dummies book! yep...ring the damn alarm!
:evilgrin:
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Mattforclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 01:17 AM
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39. You asked for it... Literally. ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!


"Backhanded compliments are not allowed"
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bigmonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 01:22 AM
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41. I've got one.
This is from a Hawaiian spiritual teacher, as I remember.

George Bush's exhalations feed the plants. Feeding the plants is an unalloyed good, in my opinion.
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readmylips Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 01:58 AM
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44. He's a real uniter, not a devider....
A Uniter because he has solidly united the Democrat party, and united his own republican party. We are no longer in the shadow of who we are as democrats; the party of the people. The republicans are who they have always hide to be; the party of the white rich people.
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oblivious Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 02:12 AM
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46. He's uniting Iraq; he's uniting the world.
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Unperson 309 Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 02:02 AM
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45. Well...
His Momma must have a really loud bark...
309
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liarliartieonfire Donating Member (448 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 02:12 AM
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47. It took a lot of guts for george to get on that Segeway
Edited on Fri May-07-04 02:12 AM by liarliartieonfire
Or bourbon..(oops sorry that's an insult)

It was nice of george to fly all the way to Iraq just to deliver that plastic turkey.

I like your friend dick cheney's beautiful white skin...reminds me of the good old days in first grade when I used to eat paste.

(oops sorry, my two more bads)
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LibertyorDeath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 02:26 AM
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49. He's in better health than Crashcart...I think
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Crunchy Frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 02:27 AM
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50. He managed to point up
some serious flaws in the Segway before they got anyone seriously injured.
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