What movie or TV show do you know the dialog from TOO well?

I can sing almost every song in the Buffy The Vampire Slayer episode, "Once More With Feeling".

Got a movie or TV show you know just a bit TOO well?

...Toujours l'amour!" :)

I hate to tell you dear, but your skin makes the Rocky Mountains look like chiffon velvet!

Get a good grip on yourself! Stephen Haines is stepping out on Mary!

Cheap Chinese embroidery... You know, I'll bet Peggy gave her these!

"Them red-headed men...they're FIERCE!"

"There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in polite society...outside of a kennel."

"Our new one-piece lace foundation garment. Zips up the back, no bones!"

Heehee, maybe I know more lines from this movie than from "Blade Runner"!

Have you seen my red stapler?

I can show you some of the locations where that was filmed when you get to Austin. :-)

good luck at your meeting with the Bobs this afternoon. Be sure to show 'em your "O" face.

err..i mean...knock 'em dead!

Mike is based here. :-)

Uh, I'd just as soon not show my "O" face to a couple of guys, much less the Bobs.

Mother...shitter! Son of an....ass!

in Dallas at the very beginning during the credits.

But there's a website that lists where "Initech" really is. I have got to find that site again. It has some other sites listed, too. I know the restaurant is now the Bank One at the Arboretum.

No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.

So true!!!!


So true!!!!!

JUST a moment...."

KNOCK KNOCK

Gene Wilder: "What knockers!!"

Terri Garr: "Why, sank you, doktor!!"

:-)

:-)

n/t

:-)

She's the same way about that episode, that one stays in her VCR.
When she finally got to record it, she talked about it for days.

The full episode was only shown once that I know of. It was never announced that it was going to be a 70 minute episode and we missed the last 10 minutes.

We had to download it of the net to see the whole show.

If she knew that she was missing 10 minutes....
I'll let her know so she can start looking.

If she's only got the short one we can probably burn one to a CD that she can watch on the computer.

There's some very funny lines that got cut!

Young Frankenstein
The Lion King
Steel Magnolias
Fried Green Tomatoes

on edit: i forgot a couple...

Fargo
Oh Brother Where Art Thou
Raising Arizona
Airplane

the new phone books are here! The new phone books are here!

But I do! I have a special purpose! Your mother's gonna love me!

I don't need one other thing!

I used to watch that show with a friend every Monday. Two guys watching Ally. We would dissect every episode and relate it to the entire history of the series. For a silly show, it's amazing how deep and complex it was.

I think I have seen every episode more than once. It can be quite annoying when I get with a friend of mine who used to EDIT the episodes for local commericals. We go on quote-a-thons. I checked. There's no 12-step for that kind of weirdness.

That's something I'd love to see. :)

:-)

I'd type more but i have to go sit in in the lobby and wait for the limo.

His other movies that are ridiculously funny:
Waiting for Guffman
Best in Show
A Mighty Wind

couldn't get all the way through Guffman, I should try again. I had the biggest crush on him for a while. I haven't seen Best in Show yet either. He has the neatest improv approach.

I thought that was Rush Limbaugh's biography....:) ;) :crazy:

Can't play a round of golf without at least five quotes from the only good golf movie ever.

"What's a-matter ball don't like your home."

And getting his ass kicked by Bob Barker is just too classic.

There are just soooo many quotable lines (see my sig and avatar).

"Is this a test to see if I'm a replicant, Mr. Deckard, or a Lesbian?"

word for word. Right now. Great movie.

Dustin Hoffman was a great woman.

you take your hands off me or I'll knee your balls through the roof of your mouth! Is that enough of a threat?

"Yes. I think I know what you all really want: some gross caricature of a woman to prove some idiotic point like 'power makes women masculine' or 'masculine women are ugly.' Well, shame on the woman who lets you do that -- on any woman who lets you do that! And that means you, dear. Miss Marshall.

"Shame on you, you macho shithead!"

I have seen this movie WAY too many times .

is our ability to accessorize.

i only watch law & order reruns nowadays to learn the dialog.

I got ya beat, dude.

Say...

Season 6 is coming out on DVD soon. I think Buffy-fanatic Milwaukee DUers should have a "Once More, with Feeling" party when it does!

You can get a nice suite at that nice hotel for a nice discount, right, Will? Now THAT would be Party Central! ;)

And no, no discout suites. I'm not even allowed to stay there.

THOSE BASTARDS!

Well, we should still have a nice get-together. eyesroll and I will be picking up the DVDs on the day they're realeased.

They are afraid that other employees would give too many freebies (free food, drink, etc) which isn't a bad rule. I've seen many people who have had friends stay ask if we could send up something free for their friends/family members.

Eleanor: "What you would have me do - give out, give up, give in?"

Henry: "Give me some peace"

Eleanor: "Why so modest? How about eternal peace? Now, there's a thought"

"I'm villifying you. For Christ's sake, pay attention"

"What the Hell?"
"Sarah Connor?"
"You're dead, honey."
"I love you too, sweetheart."
"Fuck you, asshole"
"I'll be back"
"You're terminated, fucker!"

I saw Terminator WAAAY too many times.

I've watched it way too many times after a shitty day at work.

mmmm. yeah.

The Big Lebowski
Blade Runner

don't know any TV shows that well...

Steel Magnolias, and the first 3 Star Wars movies. :)

Which movie had a character named Little Oldman?

Loved it when it came out, and have it on DVD.

Also "High Anxiety" from Mel Brooks.

I need to watch the movie again.

and B, not having an act is your act.' "

...and I don't mean that in an Eddie Haskell kind of way.

and I'm looking at the garbage cah-han-han-hans.
I'm laughing at the people I see-hee hee hee..."

Well...none of that is set in stone. Just playin around. Gimme a call.' "

the dude abides.

WHO'S THE NIHILIST AROUND HERE? YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES!

"Nice marmot."
"I am the Walrus"

I did a poll thread a few months back (probably longer than that now) of the best TBL lines. It was fun, but I don't remember getting a big response. Well, anyway...

No, really. :freak:

plus, I bought the books with the episode scripts . . .

My wife, however, could probably recite every moment of "Shawshank Redemption". It was hell when TNT became "The Shawshank Redemption Channel" for several months.

Best mock/rockumentary ever.

I watched that movie WAY too much when I was a teenager

Greatest. Movie. Ever.

"You'll shoot your eye out!"

of our systems.

The first one only - the second one blew, and I haven't seen the third. I know every line of the first one, though.

Wild Thing!

Didn't like the 2nd or the 3rd. It's one of those movies that should not have had a sequel.

Fuck You Jobu, I do it myself.

this is a gross line but I love it so much, and Tom Berenger delivers it so believably:

"If you ever tank another play like you did today, I'm gonna cut your nuts off, and stuff 'em down your fuckin' throat."

I do believe if ever I could, um, *blush* be with a man, it might be Tom Berenger . . .

But we all know that one.

Hercules has some really good droll ones:

The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.

Oy, verse. (Hades in response to the Three Fates' rhymes)

Toy Story also has some good ones.

From the adult side:

Blade Runner
Harold and Maude
Spinal Tap
Raising Arizona, my sweeties favorites
Casablanca, can't leave that one out.

...I'm a mushroom cloud laying MFer, MFer!!!

How you feelin' there, Mac?
Good enough... to fuck... your mother!

Snozzberries are always in reference to Willy Wonka. All other references are verboten.

So there. Nyah.

"What did Evel Keneval want?"
"God sent him"
"What?"
"God sent him"
"On a fuckin' Suzuki?"

I know almost every line from Midnight Run. Funniest movie EVER.

I know a Simpsons episode for almost every situation imaginable - e.g. I say "There's a Simpsons episode where..." about 500 times a day

Futurama's the best show ever, so what can I say.

Good news everyone!

david

My sister and I can fill up entire afternoons just emailing lines back and forth to each other. It's a sickness, really.

Do you have a flag?

"Then you can't have a country." :)

I love Eddie Izzard. I could quote that special all day long.

"Yeah, fucking weirdo transvestite."

"Cake or death!"

"Becasue I imagine Jesus got tartd up a bit before he went into Jeruselum."

"200 miles in this day and age? You bastards! I don't even remember where I live anymore!"

Oh shit, there goes the planet!

I attended 537 midnight screenings of that film between 1983 and '94. I can still recite every damned word of dialogue!

my God...I know every line.

From Transsexual, Transylvania....

I've only been to one showing. Here in Milwaukee it's kind of dull, I think. I did enjoy the movie, though. Enough to get it on DVD.

And, is it just me or did Barry Bostwick (Brad Majors) look just a bit TOO comfortable on the high heels?

I can recognize the episode inside the first minute, and I parrot the dialog throughout the episode. I know those things inside out. I absolutely love that show. Does anyone know if it's still on Nick at Nite or TV Land?

So that's why everyone around here treats me like some dime store floozy!

They all think I'm screwing the boss!!! And you just LOVE it, don't you?

It gives you some kind of cheap thrill like knocking over pencils... and picking up papers. Well, I've put up with all of your pinching, poking, staring and chasing me around the desk because I need this job. But this is the last straw!! I've got a gun out there in my purse. Up until now I've been forgivin' and forgettin' because of the way I was brought up. But I'll tell you one thing... If you say another word about me or make another indecent proposal... I'm gonna get that gun of mine... and I'm gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot!!!

And don't think I can't do it!!!

THE SWAN ATE MY BABY!!!

Most of "Blues Brothers" as well--and I do a mean Carrie Fisher.

Vacation.

Lost in America.

Edit: for the correct title.

Dirty Dancing

I've seen that so many times; man, I love that movie.

Too much television during college.

Office Space, The Jerk, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Pink Panther Movies, The Thin Man Movies.

Give me that, you petty excuse for an officer!
Sir, the Radar! It's Jammed!

(embarrassingly enough) "The Breakfast Club" and "Sixteen Candles"

Repo man's got all night, every night!

But I'm pretty handy with Eastwood movies too. 'Course they're not too dialogue heavy.

Skin melts.
Eyes explode.
Everybody's dead!

you know. . the classics

"We'd like to invite you to join the D.A.R."

"Oh, I'm not a Republican."

"We should hope not!!"

:P

Blazing Saddles and Robin Hood: Men in tights (tight tights!)

Office Space, Christmas Story, The Grinch, Saturday Night Fever, Grease, Young Frankenstein, and Urban Cowboy :D

Part I (I can sing the ENTIRE Torquemada scene and most of the French Revolution skit as well)

Attack of the Clones

Fiddler on the Roof (I know almost EVERY word to this movie)

LOTR: Fellowship..."I've not been droppin' any eves sir! Please don't turn me into anything....unnatural."

I am sure there are others that don't come to mind right now.

Bill's last words

Kill Bill Vol II