Who will you vote for?

If, days before the election, Bush is revealed to be Kang and Kerry is revealed to be Kodos, who would you vote for?

Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates. They're
nothing but hideous space reptiles. {unmasks them}
{audience gasps in terror}
Kodos: It's true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about
it? It's a two-party system; you have to vote for one of us.
{murmurs}
Man1: He's right, this is a two-party system.
Man2: Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate.
Kang: Go ahead, throw your vote away!
{Kang and Kodos laugh out loud}
{Ralph Nader smashes his "Nader 04" hat}
(Paraphrased from The Simpsons 'Treehouse of Terror VII')

You gotta be quick.

Best episode EVER!

david

Webster's 1913 Dictionary

Definition: \Par"a*phrase\, n. say the same thing in other words; ? beside + ? to speak: cf.
F. paraphrase. See {Para-}, and {Phrase}.]
A restatement of a text, passage, or work, expressing the
meaning of the original in another form, generally for the
sake of its clearer and fuller exposition; a setting forth
the signification of a text in other and ampler terms; a free
translation or rendering; -- opposed to metaphrase.

In paraphrase, or translation with latitude, the
author's words are not so strictly followed as his
sense. --Dryden.

Excellent paraphrases of the Psalms of David. --I.
Disraeli.

His sermons a living paraphrase upon his practice.
--Sowth.

The Targums are also called the Chaldaic or Aramaic
Paraphrases. --Shipley.


\Par"a*phrase\, v. t. pr. & vb. n. {Paraphrasing}.]
To express, interpret, or translate with latitude; to give
the meaning of a passage in other language.

We are put to construe and paraphrase our own words.
--Bp.
Stillingfleet.


\Par"a*phrase\, v. i.
To make a paraphrase.

Vote for Kodos, a true examplar of hideous space reptiles. He's from the Reptilian wing of the Hideous Space Reptiles Party.

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