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Eat_The_Rich

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Tue Aug-19-03 03:23 PM
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New Penis Grown on Boy's Arm

I really don't quite know what to say about this: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_376025.html

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htuttle

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Tue Aug-19-03 03:24 PM
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1. All I can ask is...

...will it be detachable?

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supernova

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Tue Aug-19-03 03:27 PM
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2. Is it fully functional?

:shrug:

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WhoCountsTheVotes

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Tue Aug-19-03 03:42 PM
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7. From the article, it looks like it's purely cosmetic

It doesn't seem like any new feat of genetic engineering, just a cosmetic plastic surgery kind of thing. The only function they mentioned was that he will be able to pee standing up.

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Kolesar

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Tue Aug-19-03 03:27 PM
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3. they do ears like that.

I saw an ear grown into a lab rat's back.

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Parche

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Tue Aug-19-03 03:29 PM
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4. so he doesnt have to reach far

where are the nuts?

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noonwitch

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Tue Aug-19-03 03:29 PM
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5. Has someone called Maury Povitch?

It's like Butters on South Park playing "Boys with balls on face".

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Blue_Chill

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Tue Aug-19-03 03:40 PM
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6. Aack!

Almost choked on my water! That was NOT something I needed to see in my lifetime.

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arwalden

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Tue Aug-19-03 03:45 PM
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8. Isn't Modern Medicine Wonderful?

Even though it IS truly an odd story worth tittering about... I think it's fantastic that we're capable of doing such things.

-- Allen

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THUNDER HANDS

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Tue Aug-19-03 03:46 PM
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9. if they tried that with me

they'd have to use my back, there's not enough skin on my arm to replace it.

:evilgrin:

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DemoTex

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Tue Aug-19-03 03:47 PM
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10. Roll up sleeves and get busted for indecent exposure.

If they went to all this trouble so that he doesn't have to squat to pee ... oh, well.

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Braden

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Tue Aug-19-03 03:48 PM
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11. how f******* Cruel

attaching a sixteen year olds penis ABOVE his wrist.

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newsguyatl

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Tue Aug-19-03 04:05 PM
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12. looks

like a pretty good size, too...

at least he has that going for him...

poor kid

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maxanne

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Tue Aug-19-03 04:16 PM
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13. gives new meaning to the term

armed and dangerous.

Poor kid, my eye. By the time you're 16 you ought to be smart enough not to piss on an electric fence.

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Eat_The_Rich

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Tue Aug-19-03 04:28 PM
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16. Pissin' on the fence

My guess is he was trying to connect with a yet to be determined barnyard animal strategically located (and/or lubricated)on the other side of the fence. He just told his parents that he pissed on it.

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CO Liberal

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Tue Aug-19-03 04:20 PM
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14. Good Thing They Didn't Grow It On the Side of His SKull

Because then he would have been a dickhead.

:-)

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notadmblnd

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Tue Aug-19-03 04:23 PM
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15. I want to know..

If they can make one grow on a mans chin. :loveya:

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CO Liberal

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Tue Aug-19-03 04:32 PM
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17. If They Could, Some Guys Would Never Leave the House!!!!

:-)

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Kamika

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Tue Aug-19-03 04:33 PM
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18. so can he have sex?

I mean thats what were all wondering

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Booberdawg

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Tue Aug-19-03 04:35 PM
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19. Now wait a minute!

I don't think anybody saw this part:

"Surgeons grew a new penis on his arm and have now moved it to his groin."

It's not still hangin' off his arm.

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Deja Q

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Tue Aug-19-03 04:48 PM
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20. Well, I'd pee on an electric fence too, except...

...mine's plenty large and delicious as it is and actually works most of the time. (sorry folks, no pics, you'll just have to trus me on this... :-( )

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thom1102

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Tue Aug-19-03 05:12 PM
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23. Oh sure!

Lead us on and then drop us once you've got our attention! Just like a man!

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Sean Reynolds

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Tue Aug-19-03 04:56 PM
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21. So I take it it will never get hard?

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thom1102

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Tue Aug-19-03 05:16 PM
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24. Well it is kinda tough to see

either that, or I need to spend more time around penises, but depending on whether it's curving up, or curving down, it is either semi erect, or fully erect.

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DEM FAN

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Tue Aug-19-03 05:06 PM
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22. I Hate That When That Happens.

;-)

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Dookus

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Tue Aug-19-03 05:19 PM
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25. damn!

Edited on Tue Aug-19-03 05:19 PM by Dookus

if they coulda grew one like that for me, I wouldn't have had to buy the....

nah... nevermind.

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