Freepers raise an Army against Iraqi insurgents.

Archae

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Mon May-10-04 12:03 PM
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Freepers raise an Army against Iraqi insurgents.

East Packutucky, Texas: Inspired by their mentor Jim Robinson and the neocons at the Pentagon, a group of Free Republic posters have enlisted into the "war on terra" to fight against the Godless hordes of Iraqi insurgents.

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NoPasaran

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Mon May-10-04 12:05 PM
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1. I'm sure they'll defend the porta-potties to the last man. n/t

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billbuckhead

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Mon May-10-04 12:14 PM
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3. It's the gun crowd we know so well

Maybe when the AWB comes down they can buy some ak47's. NOT

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DS1

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Mon May-10-04 12:11 PM
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2. If I were them, I'd just take a picture of the forest without us and say

we're hiding like elite commandos, and you'll never ever be able to spot us, not even with the deftest photoshop enhancement.

But that's just me. Instead, the incredible bulk is single-handedly making them a laughing stock.

Wait, there's two bulks, I didn't see the guy behind the one crouching, hmmm, they're sneakier than I thought.

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Mon May-10-04 12:15 PM
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4. Looks like two them could eat their way across Iraq

Edited on Mon May-10-04 12:20 PM by Parrcrow

The other two would just get lost and accidently invade Oklahoma.

What military supplier makes camoflage pants for an ass that big?

Wait a minute, freepers don't actually go to war. They only pose like soldiers; and pretty laughably at that.

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Archae

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Mon May-10-04 01:10 PM
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5. You got it

These slobs would no doubt add brown and yellow to their camo pants colors if they got shot at.

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Parrcrow

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Mon May-10-04 01:21 PM
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6. if they were scowled at

every orifice would go into overdrive.

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