How to fix a lightsabre. - Democratic Underground

ZenLefty

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Mon May-10-04 02:10 PM
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How to fix a lightsabre.

I never knew. :o

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WillParkinson

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Mon May-10-04 02:11 PM
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1. When Darth Vader is getting ready to kick some ass he only uses...

Duracell batteries.

If Darth Vader can conquer whole galaxies with Duracell, surely it's good enough for your sand speeder?

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ZenLefty

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Mon May-10-04 02:17 PM
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3. I take it the energizer bunny is on the 'good' side, then.

He does kind of look like a young Yoda. In the ears, at least.

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northzax

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Mon May-10-04 02:12 PM
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2. well, we all knew the force was weak in you

and didn't think you could handle the truth.

now go outside and play

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Eye and Monkey

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Mon May-10-04 02:20 PM
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4. Halliburton now supplying fluorescent bulbs to the Empire's troopers

Great mark-up, but no where near as effective. Out-sourcing again.

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ZenLefty

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Mon May-10-04 02:30 PM
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5. Just give the stormtroopers those rifles that don't hit anything

They can shoot all they want at the good guys, all the ever hit are the movie props behind them. I can't tell if it's inept marksmanship or cheap rifles. Can you imagine a stormtrooper trying to commit suicide? He'd keep missing his own head!! :o

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