Are you damned? (test) - Democratic Underground

everythingsxen

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Mon May-10-04 06:39 PM
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Are you damned? (test)

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Valhalla

You will die a warrior and be spirited away by warbling wenches to the Hall of the Slain. Meat and mead for ever more, well until Ragnarok, anyway, when you will do battle with giants, giantesses, dwarfs, elves and Nidhug, a dragon who likes to nibble trees. Odin is great!

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Mattforclark

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Mon May-10-04 06:44 PM
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1. Purgatory

Though you are leaving this life in God's grace, you haven't quite been able to stop youself from sinning. Our God is an angry God, and requires that you serve your time in limbo before you pass through the pearly gates. Some theologians believe that while you are resting here you won't know that eventually you will reach heaven, causing terrible doubts and hopeless speculation. Good luck.

Keep posting tests! :bounce:

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slutticus

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Mon May-10-04 06:51 PM
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5. I'm impressed.....

Atheism

You can laugh at the silly superstitions of the religious, safe in the knowledge that we are only dust and lies. All that will be left of you after you die is a slow decay and some fading memories in the minds of your friends. Hope you're enjoying your life at the moment- there's nothing better to come.

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Pretty accurate I guess...

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LynneSin

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Mon May-10-04 06:57 PM
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9. me too - I'll look for you there

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amazona

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Mon May-10-04 06:45 PM
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2. I got valhalla as well NT

Edited on Mon May-10-04 06:47 PM by amazona

On edit, I think I am already doing battle with the dragon who nibbles trees, but here we call them contractors or developers.

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UnAmericanJoe

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Mon May-10-04 06:49 PM
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3. Hmm

Reincarnation

You're coming back! And if you are a Hindu you are going to have very specific characteristics:

"The slayer of a woman and the destroyer of embryos becomes a savage full of diseases; who commits illicit intercourse, a eunuch; who goes with his teacher's wife, disease-skinned. The eater of flesh becomes very red; the drinker of intoxicants, one with discolored teeth...." (Garuda Purana)

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SarahB

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Mon May-10-04 06:49 PM
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4. Purgatory

:shrug:

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fujiyama

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Mon May-10-04 06:51 PM
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6. ?

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Canuckistanian

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Mon May-10-04 06:52 PM
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7. I'm coming baaaaaackk, na na na na naa naaaaaah

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camero

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Mon May-10-04 06:55 PM
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8. heaven

Heaven

Pure as the driven snow, you are waiting until the afterlife for your reward. Maybe you have had to repress some urges, screw down some feelings, squash some temptations and sometimes stop yourself from having fun. Don't worry. It's probably been worth it.

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LastKnight

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Mon May-10-04 07:04 PM
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10. purgatory....thats ok, im a patient person. nt

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ForrestGump

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Mon May-10-04 07:07 PM
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11. Reincarnation...You're coming back!

Cool.

And this time, it'll be personal...

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