What is the most Polish thing you have ever done?

As for me, I put screen doors on my car.

(I'm NAUGHTY, I know. :evilgrin:)

I'm not too sure. Pretty much everywhere i go and everything i encounter is saturated with polish-ness. The least polish thing i havent done is I've never eaten pierogi. I know , I know. Big shame.

If you haven't eaten pirogi you haven't lived! Deep fried with applesauce and sour cream, Pan fried with onions, Boiled with butter. Potato, Cheese, Sauerkraut-

I cant get them here---but I can dream

He wrote:
58 mazurkas
19 waltzes
17 polonaises
21 nocturnes
4 ballades
4 scherzos
2 fantasies (if you include the Fantasie-Impromptu)
26 preludes
27 etudes
4 impromptus
3 ecossaises
2 bourrees
1 bolero
1 fugue
3 sonatas for solo piano
2 concertos for piano and orchestra
1 sonata for cello and piano
2 other works for cello and piano
1 piano trio for violin, cello and piano
20 songs for voice and piano

Wait a minute---I AM Polish! (for real)

but that was long ago...

I guess that counts

My dad was half Polish. I have been told by others of Polish descent that I look Polish. Also, several years ago, I donated eggs for infertile couples, and the first couple I helped chose me because of my Polish ancestry, and because I looked similar to them. (since most couples want to have a child that resembles them)

My dad used to collect Polack jokes. But reality often outshines fiction. The funniest Polack story I can think of is the ship that was to sail to the US for a big anniversary party for the Statue of Liberty... it got off-course and arrived something like a week late(?). I remember thinking, "Damned Poles... we keep living up to the jokes!"LOL

It's where my screenname comes from -- cold callers and restaurant hosts/hostesses who insist on trying to pronounce a long ethnic surname and then stuttering on it for fifteen seconds before completely obliterating the pronunciation. I have also been known to introduce myself as 'Mrs. long Polish surname' because people seem to get hung up on all the consonants.

One night some years back, I woke up to pee. However, my parents and I had just moved and I was still getting used to the layout of our new place. As a result, in my groggy state of mind, I made a wrong turn and pissed in the linen closet! :eyes:

So I moved.

(and randomly inserting 'c's and 'z's)

Sincerely,

Fczrrcst Gzccmp

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