DUMBFOUNDED

I swear I'm not making this up.

This morning on the way to work I saw a brand new blue Dodge truck. I thought to myself, "nice color." When it passed me I saw something of a darker blue dangling from under the rear bumper, where a trailer hitch would be attached. I was behind the guy at the next light and, unfortunately, got a good look.

It was a pair of testicles.

This individual had attached a pair of testicles to his truck.

Tell me: what kind of man puts balls on his truck? Can anyone answer this question? Honestly.

My jaw is still on the floor, and I saw this three hours ago.



Got this photo & text from a web site that sells the appendages: "Nothing shows that you got a pair of big balls like hanging some Bumper Nuts from your car bumper! What is the ultimate truck accessory for any Truck, Car, Motorcycle, or Buggy ? Bumper Nuts!!!"

Oh. My. God. :eyes:

(As if that wasn't enough, I later saw a "Hooters" restaurant logo on a license plate frame. :eyes:.)

I was on my way to Appleton, WI (home of Joseph McCarthy) and got passed by a big-assed truck. I didn't know what I was looking at for a second and then it hit me.

I think some pick-up truck drivers substitute their truck for other...ummmm....inadequacies?

Hmm.

I'm baffled. But I live in Texas, so I figure it's just the logical evolution of: pissing or praying "Calvin" decals*, to spinner hubcaps, to this.

I give it TWO :wtf: :wtf:

*PS Why doesn't Bill Watterson go after all the goofs ripping off Calvin and Hobbes for their lame truck decals?

The kids around here call him "Bad Boy."

Usually he's pissing on Ford, Chevy, Osama, Saddam, or a rival football team.

I made a "Bad Boy pissing on Bush" but my wife won't let me put it on the car.

I respect her wisdom.

"...what kind of man puts balls on his truck? Can anyone answer this question?..."

Dipshits. Dorks. Gun-totin', Hooters-lovin', uneducated morans with low-brow senses of humor.

The kinda guy who thinks "pull mah finger" is the pinnacle of modern humor.

The kinda guy who can belch the entire alphabet if he cannonballs the whole beer...

'Twould be a shocker if this fella was still single. A shocker, I'm tellin' ya...
:freak:

between his legs!

nope.

:shrug:

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:wtf:

Where I come from "blue balls" means you haven't had "it" for awhile because you lack the social skills to attract a mate or get out of the doghouse at home.

Hardly something to brag about.

Blue balls. :eyes:

I'll bet he's a real family values kinda guy, too.

:wtf:

DDQM

To tell the truth, I think it's funny.

First time I saw it, a guy had cut the end of a rubber dog bone and attached that to the same spot. Gave the same effect, and maybe prompted the commercial creation of a more realistic model.

They are also available in cast brass.

I can see it being viewed as objectionable. But it's nothing that might not be seen under the back side of many dogs daily.

Finally, I am dieing to see a set of these on the back of a truck that also has a vinyl cover to protect it's grill and hood from gravel dings, etc. That cover is called a "bra" and I suspect the trucks owner would be mortified once informed of his/her trucks alternative lifestyle.

:)

but this is worse than that movie.;-)

would put a pair on his truck.

The big truck itself substitues for another insecurity (so the placement of the balls is appropriate).

(both the owner and the seller). Hooters--figures.

More reason to be proud of our fellow Americans...... Sheesh.

Maybe part of a divorce settlement?

ZING!

I've said it before.

Y'all are WIERD.

Tiny, actually, and impotent. Micronuts for a big baaaaad truck (god how I hate "truck culture").

This is possibly the most moronic thing I have ever seen. I hope it doesn't make it here.

But i have banged my shins on the hitch. That will put you in the fetal position crying like a baby.

and they're ALWAYS on big trucks.


I'm thinking someone has 'size' issues... :-)

I agree. Stupid. And what kind of idiot would get blue ones? That's saying a lot about his lack of a sex life ain't it?

Hey there, I've missed chatting with you BV! :hug:

:hug: :D