Worst bumper sticker ever.

As seen on a lime-green pick-up at the station on Saturday.
Lost your cat? Check under my tires!
So, not only do you think such things are funny, you bought a bumper sticker to advertise your moronhood.

Wow. I knew there are, sadly, people like him. But to go out and ADVERTISE it??

That's freaky as hell.

Terry

Almost reached for my car keys, let me tell you.

;-)

Oooh. Did I type that out loud? How can I tell them my inner monologue isn't working?

Defend The West - No Wheat Board, No Gun Registry, No Kyoto.
Local freeper fodder.

But I doubt that he'd *actually* run over a cat if given the chance.

I don't hate cats, but I'm not particularly fond of them either - especially when they trapse (and get their pawprints) all over my car after it has been washed. :mad:

I have a pet ferret.

That one took the cake for me.

Apparently, Jesus has no regard for civilians he mows down.

ON EDIT: I do like Betty Bowers' version, however:

IN CASE OF RAPTURE - CAN I HAVE YOUR CAR?

nevermind

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I've no idea how those scratches got there.

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:-)

:evilgrin:

I got three cats to thow outside and yell at, and another to annoy today.

with the "my kid beat up your honor student" sticker which I think is just as asinine.

Hey a little dark humour never hurt anyone.

..."Keep your laws off my body" and "D.A.R.E."

Just so everyone knows, I think people who hate cats are utterly disgusting. If someone is allergic to cats or prefers dogs but doesn't hate cats - that's fine. But people who hate cats and do mean things to cats... I have no use for them. Fuck you cat haters! :grr:

I rest my case.

but my dad has that bumpersticker. I have inherited his intense dislike of cats so it's kind of a running joke in our family. We all just kind of laugh when people talk about how cute Fluffy is or how cuddly their little Boots is. Then dad pulls out the bumpersticker.

Now I have to give him some credit...it's not like he puts it on his truck or anything, but it gets people's goats, nevertheless.

I have decided there are just two kinds of people in the world. Cat Lovers and Cat Dislikers.... every time a cat lover hears about someone talkin smack about cats they gasp in awe...how dare someone talk bad about a cat! Cat Dislikers are the same...when people start talking about how cute Fluffy is, cat haters get all annoyed and start making fun.

I tell you...the diversity in our world.