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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:58 AM
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I am 100 away from 5000! Ask me anything...Preferably 100 anythings.
Ready.

Set.

Go.
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wysimdnwyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:59 AM
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1. Will Brett Favre retire after this year?
(Hey, you said ANYTHING.)
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:00 AM
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5. Magic 7.5 ball says....
Let's hope so.
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:59 AM
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2. What do you plan on doing on Election Night ?
Other than voting of course .
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:00 AM
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6. Work.
I come back from a 2 week vacation that day.
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Paradise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:59 AM
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3. :) tell me you like me, 100 times :) n/t
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:01 AM
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7. If you insist...
I like you, 100 times. :) n/t

But I fail to see how that was a question. <smile>
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Paradise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:14 AM
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20. lol. ya got me on that one... :) n/t
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:00 AM
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4. what is the cube root of infinity?
just curious


DDQM
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:01 AM
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9. Pink fuzzy socks.
Or blue, if you're a boy.
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:01 AM
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8. why am i short?
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:01 AM
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10. Because you're not tall...
That one was way too obvious.
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:03 AM
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11. can you make me tall?
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:06 AM
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13. Of course!
I'll have my assistants, Matcom and GOPisEvil get out the rack and take you out for a spin.
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:10 AM
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16. hurray!
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:04 AM
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12. Who's better looking? Ewan McGregor or Hugh Jackman?
:-)
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:07 AM
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14. No contest!
That would be Misty.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:09 AM
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15. Ok.
:-)
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:11 AM
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17. What do YOU think will turn this economy around in time to insure the re-
selection of GWB*?
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:14 AM
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19. It don't matter at all!
His re-election is in the bag thanks to all the media folk he's got in his pocket. Oh, and that Diebold guy.

Not to mention the fact that he will surprisingly capture Osama Bin Hidin' just 2 weeks before the selection.
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:29 AM
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28. OK, how are YOU going to end the Iraq War
without any further sodomizing of POWs.
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:30 AM
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29. Can't be done...
So just drop a nuke and fuck them all at the same time.

*Just so everyone is aware I find the pictures and things that have happened to the people in Iraq just as horrifying as everyone else.*
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:13 AM
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18. Why do you smoke crack?
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:14 AM
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22. To make people like you seem normal.
Plus it makes it more fun to interrupt you on the phone.
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:17 AM
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24. I never claimed I was normal.
And you can go to hell for interrupting me on the phone. :evilgrin:
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:18 AM
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25. I'll be doing the hell thing at 9:30 pm....
Others call it work, though.
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Khephra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:14 AM
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21. Did I break my toe or just stub it badly?
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:16 AM
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23. That wound was obviously self-inflicted...
I warned you before about trying to chew your toenails.
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Khephra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:21 AM
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26. You know what?
That's actually close to what happened...

:evilgrin:
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:24 AM
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27. See that little flashy light on the lower left hand side of your CPU?
That's the camera we're using to do a "Truman Show" on you. But don't tell yourself.
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Supormom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:44 AM
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30. Does this sweater make me look fat?
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 05:25 PM
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31. Not at all!
But those shoes make your feet look big.
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Teddy_Salad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 05:29 PM
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32. Have you seen Lisa's dad?
:shrug:
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 08:03 PM
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33. Yes I did!
He was playing Santa Claus at Kohl's Department store just last week.
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Teddy_Salad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 09:49 AM
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45. Well could you tell him...
to get to Lisa's school right away.

Lisa really needs his support.
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 09:53 AM
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49. I'm sorry...
I don't shop at Kohl's anymore. Not since that Santa Claus guy scared me.
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FarmerOak Donating Member (528 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 08:11 PM
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34. Does this sore smell infected to you?
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:26 PM
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35. Well, no...
But it does taste kind of funny.
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amerikat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:44 PM
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36. what are the 39 steps?
sounds like a twelve step program run amouck....but it's not....what are the "39 steps"?
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 06:21 AM
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40. It's an old flick....something by Alfred Hitchcock...
Something about a guy who climbs these 39 steps and then has to turn around and go back down because forgot he left the motor running on his car.

Then he climbs them again.

And the realizes the lights are still on, too.

It's a very redundant movie.
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amerikat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 09:48 AM
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44. well close enough
It's Hitchcock spy drama.
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 09:51 AM
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47. And now that you know that...
We'll have to rub you out...

Or just rub you. Your choice, of course.
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politicat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 11:18 PM
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37. Would you be p!ssed off if your neighbor complained about your cat
climbing her screens and terrorizing her cats?

If yes, would you be pissed enough to start a block war?

(Things I'm facing this week, amongst others....)

Please, check the magic 8 ball for me. Mine got cracked in my last move....

Pcat (who likes her neighbor's cat, just not as a window ornament!)
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 06:24 AM
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41. Well now...
I think it would be a great idea to take the high pressure hose and bring it into the house and when the cat climbs the screens let it rip!

Or, barring the violent approach, just take a spray bottle and let the cat know he's not really welcome there.

Or, invite him in to sit a spell.

But the real answer is to find out if he's neutered or if your cats are spayed because that sounds like the majority of the problem.
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 07:40 AM
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43. I'm sorry...
Could you rephrase that in the form of a question?
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 11:19 PM
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39. Can I punch you in the Elbow?
Really, really hard.
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 06:25 AM
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42. It depends...can we make a trade?
I'll let you punch me in the elbow. Really, really hard if I get to pour 40 gallons of boiling hot Pepto Bismol on your head first.
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 09:50 AM
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46. What is your favorite number after 99?
n/t
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 09:52 AM
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48. Well, I would have to go with 4 since it's after 99....
I mean, once you get to the end of the numbers and start over again it's bound to show up once or twice.
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