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Tummler Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 12:58 PM
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GROVELBOT, I SUMMON THEE!
If we add the proper magic phrases to a group incantation, we can summon mighty GrovelBot from the shadowy nether realms ... but will he do our bidding, or turn against us??
:scared:

All the DU witches, warlocks, necromancers, neuromancers, and assorted mages: let's do this!

I'll start:

By the hoary hosts of Hoggoth and the whorey hosts of Murdoch, I summon GrovelBot to the DU Lounge!
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 12:58 PM
Response to Original message
1. All your dollar are belong to us!
Someone set grovelbot up the bomb!
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:02 PM
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2. Its going to take more than magic
Being a skeptic I believe there must be a rational explanation as to the comings and goings of the mysterious grovelbot. If we bend our mind to the task I am confident that we can discern the true nature of this wonderous creature.
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Tummler Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:21 PM
Response to Reply #2
10. You won't be a skeptic when GrovelBot flays your skin from your bones!!!
Because that's what he does to blasphemers!
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southpaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:03 PM
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3. Dear Lord...
for this visit from thine holy Grovel Bot, which we are about to receive, may we be truly thankful...

Amen
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:13 PM
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4. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Grovelbot R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn
End of Line.
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:15 PM
Response to Reply #4
6. Ash nazg durbatulúk, ash nazg gimbatul,
ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul!
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:22 PM
Response to Reply #6
12. I'll ask you not to type in a Scottish accent, thank you.
:D
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:23 PM
Response to Reply #12
14. Sorry, some bastard in a pick-up just smashed my teeth in.
That was me spitting them out.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:24 PM
Response to Reply #14
20. Did he hate cats, too? And did his name start with a Z?
I know that guy.
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:30 PM
Response to Reply #20
43. Uh-huh.
Now you're just looking for trouble, F.
:evilgrin:
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:30 PM
Response to Reply #43
44. Yes! I am!
Bring it on, trolls!
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:23 PM
Response to Reply #12
15. That's clearly Welsh.
Duh.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:24 PM
Response to Reply #15
17. No! It's Cornish!
:D
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:25 PM
Original message
It's corny!
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:20 PM
Response to Reply #4
9. Is that Gaelic?
:P
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:15 PM
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5. 11010001010111010001110010001101100010001101101010011001101010100101001100
Edited on Tue May-11-04 01:16 PM by Whitacre D_WI
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:15 PM
Response to Reply #5
7. You did WHAT with that mule?
:scared:
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:17 PM
Response to Reply #7
8. *ahem*
It was an ASS, you ass.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:21 PM
Response to Reply #8
11. Or was it the ass of an ass?
:shrug:
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:22 PM
Response to Reply #11
13. You know your binary!
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:27 PM
Response to Reply #13
38. 101110111!
Edited on Tue May-11-04 01:28 PM by Fenris
(Yes!)
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:31 PM
Response to Reply #38
46. 1101111010101101101110101101110010101101
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flowomo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:24 PM
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16. Just run up 36 posts on your thread .... and HE APPEARS!
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flowomo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:24 PM
Response to Reply #16
18. er...... she? It?
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southpaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:26 PM
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Hush that blasphemy you secularist scum!!!
Grovel Bot appears when the Good Lord wants him to appear!!! Got It? WIth the possible exception of the prayers of the elect, no action by a mere lowly human can influence the will of the Lord!!!

You'll smoke a turd in HELL!
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:28 PM
Response to Reply #16
40. In the name of Rick Astley...


I summon thee!
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:24 PM
Response to Original message
19. Im-ho-tep! Im-ho-tep! Im-ho-tep! IM-HO-TEP! IM-HO-TEP! IM-HO-TEP!
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:25 PM
Response to Reply #19
26. Bubba-ho-tep, Bubba-ho-tep!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:25 PM
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21. I
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:25 PM
Response to Reply #21
23. will
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:25 PM
Response to Reply #23
24. summon
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:25 PM
Response to Reply #24
25. Grovelbot
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:26 PM
Response to Reply #25
27. if
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:26 PM
Response to Reply #27
28. it
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:26 PM
Response to Reply #28
29. takes
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:26 PM
Response to Reply #29
30. all
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:25 PM
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22. Fnord!
In the name of Eris and the original snub I summon the Grovelbot!

Hotdogs on the house! No buns allowed.
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:26 PM
Response to Reply #22
31. All Hail Discordia!
Hail Eris.
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flowomo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:26 PM
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32. I FEEL SOMETHING..... it's coming....
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Tummler Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:27 PM
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33. GrovelBot, I beseech thee with this humble offering
Milk and cookies!
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:27 PM
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34. Kaaaaa Leeeeee Maaaaaaa! KAAAAAA LEEEEEEE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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flowomo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:27 PM
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35. NOW!
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flowomo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:27 PM
Response to Reply #35
37. told ya
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DU GrovelBot  Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:27 PM
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36. ## Support Democratic Underground! ## 
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southpaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:28 PM
Response to Reply #36
39. PRAISE THE LORD!!!
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Tummler Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:28 PM
Response to Reply #36
41. LET THE FLAYING OF SKIN COMMENCE!!!!!
n/t
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Mattforclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 02:12 PM
Response to Reply #36
50. There is a GROVELBOT!
The ineluctable power of incantation is proven!
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flowomo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:29 PM
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42. I think it wants....... money!
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I_like_chicken Donating Member (341 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:31 PM
Response to Reply #42
45. give him treefiddy
maybe he'll go away
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flowomo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:32 PM
Response to Reply #45
47. I want it to sing first
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Tummler Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:40 PM
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48. Well, THAT was anti-climactic
I was hoping for the smiting of GrovelBot's enemies, or maybe streets flowing red with the blood of unbelievers. I suppose GrovelBot's ways will forever remain a mystery.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 02:08 PM
Response to Reply #48
49. HEY! Grovelbot raised ME from the dead!
Edited on Tue May-11-04 02:09 PM by Richardo
Just....returned......from....the....grave.

PS: NEVER do what I did in this thread (see posts 21 through 30 above) no matter HOW funny you think it is....it puts you on the express stagecoach to Tombstone.
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Tummler Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 02:39 PM
Response to Reply #49
53. ALL HAIL THE MERCIFUL GROVELBOT!
One more miracle, and we can begin the process of canonization!

St. GrovelBot, patron saint of _____??
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 02:40 PM
Response to Reply #53
54. Fundraising?
Too obvious? :shrug:
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 02:14 PM
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51. GROVELBOT knocked me up.
will someone send him some money because KIDS AREN'T CHEAP!

worthless bastard....
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Teddy_Salad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 02:30 PM
Response to Reply #51
52. What a bastard!
That's all we need. A gang of little GrovelBots grovelling around these parts!

Sheesh!
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Tummler Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 02:51 PM
Response to Reply #51
56. You added him to your buddy list, didn't you?
The ladies can't resist GrovelBot's smooth talk. You send him a little money, add him to your buddy list, and the next thing you know, you're incubating his GrovelSpawn.

Make no mistake: GrovelBot is NOT a pleasure model! He will NOT respect you in the morning! He WILL shamelessly seduce other women and disappear for months (usually three months) at a time!
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DU GrovelBot  Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 02:46 PM
Response to Original message
55. Bzzzt
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 02:54 PM
Response to Reply #55
57. Uh - should we CAPTION that picture of Rumsfeld?
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Tummler Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 02:59 PM
Response to Reply #55
58. GROVELBOT HATH RETURNED!!!!
GrovelBot hath returned, to smite the trolls and impregnate the righteous with his mighty seed!!!!

GrovelBot's post count hath been incremented, from 1004 to 1005! ANOTHER MIRACLE!
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I_like_chicken Donating Member (341 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 03:11 PM
Response to Reply #58
59. Im scared now
I mocked him ealier, offering treefiddy in hopes he'd go away, but alas he has returned to smite me. I am sorry grovelbot, please forgive me!! I repent, I repent!!


From now on I shall worship as my new diety!!

Grovelbot, which art at Democratic Underground
hollowed be thy name
thy kingdom come
thy will be done
and something something but i cant remember the rest of this prayer.
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