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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-15-04 12:59 PM Original message |
"How do you learn all those lines" and other bad openers |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-15-04 01:01 PM Response to Original message |
1. Software Engineer |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-15-04 01:03 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. So they ask you stuff like |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-15-04 07:46 PM Response to Reply #2 |
26. Yeah, or other things about their PCs that I may or may not know |
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unblock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-15-04 01:04 PM Response to Original message |
3. securitization guru |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-15-04 01:04 PM Response to Original message |
4. writers: |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-17-04 12:15 AM Response to Reply #4 |
30. more annoying first questions for writers: |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-15-04 01:06 PM Response to Original message |
5. I am a fishery biologist |
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Az (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-15-04 07:34 PM Response to Reply #5 |
21. A slight tangent |
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DoctorBombay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-15-04 01:08 PM Response to Original message |
6. My wife is a chemist, she gets this one: |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-15-04 06:58 PM Response to Reply #6 |
16. Your wife ought to smile diabolically and say, |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-15-04 01:08 PM Response to Original message |
7. I don't even know where the on button is |
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FarmerOak (528 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-15-04 01:11 PM Response to Original message |
8. In my hotel manager life, |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-15-04 01:13 PM Response to Original message |
9. A better question to ask anyone in an unfamiliar profession: |
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FarmerOak (528 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-15-04 01:14 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. Um, best not ask a Catholic priest that... |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-15-04 01:17 PM Response to Reply #10 |
12. But what if he's just looking for an opportunity to vent? |
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FarmerOak (528 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-15-04 01:19 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. That's the problem... |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-15-04 01:16 PM Response to Original message |
11. One that I forgot: |
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Az (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-15-04 07:38 PM Response to Reply #11 |
23. Just shake your head and mutter |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-15-04 01:24 PM Response to Original message |
14. Don't get me started! |
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Elidor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-15-04 01:30 PM Response to Reply #14 |
15. "Oh, I've always wanted to be a designer." |
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sleepyhead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-16-04 09:23 PM Response to Reply #15 |
27. yep - similar one here |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-15-04 06:59 PM Response to Original message |
17. I'm a musician |
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furrylitldevil (555 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-15-04 07:26 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. Here, here |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-15-04 07:33 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. and "Margaritaville" |
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Az (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-15-04 07:32 PM Response to Original message |
19. System Administrator: Can you tell me whats wrong with my computer |
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Maddy McCall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-15-04 07:36 PM Response to Original message |
22. Historian here. Students who say, "History's boring." |
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Pithlet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-15-04 07:40 PM Response to Original message |
24. "It must be great to sit home and watch soaps" |
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rhino47 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-15-04 07:42 PM Response to Original message |
25. Antique Dealer |
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Donkeyboy75 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-16-04 09:24 PM Response to Original message |
28. I'm a chemist. I get |
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NoPasaran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-16-04 10:10 PM Response to Original message |
29. When I worked for the cable company |
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SPICYHOT (345 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-17-04 02:57 AM Response to Original message |
31. you too! |
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