I just got a whiff of Whitacre... - Democratic Underground

Archae

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Tue May-18-04 05:32 PM
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I just got a whiff of Whitacre...

Edited on Tue May-18-04 05:36 PM by Archae

Somebody stick a cork in him! :evilgrin:

And right now ABC news is talking about gas prices! :D

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Blue-Jay

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Tue May-18-04 05:35 PM
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1. he smells like Victor Mature.

Only with a higher concentration of feet and ass aroma.

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Whitacre D_WI

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Tue May-18-04 05:36 PM
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2. Dude, at least spell my name right!

Of course, the stench could be interrupting $subroutine.#spelling in your robot brain.

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Archae

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Tue May-18-04 05:38 PM
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3. Done.

Now stick a cork in it, eventually you'll float to Michigan and explode. :D

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Whitacre D_WI

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Tue May-18-04 05:40 PM
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4. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANYTHING but MICHIGAN! :scared:

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Archae

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Tue May-18-04 05:55 PM
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5. It could only improve the place.

I've been through Lower Michigan, even a full-scale nuclear attack would improve that area! :-)

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Whitacre D_WI

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Tue May-18-04 05:57 PM
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6. True enough!

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prolesunited

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Tue May-18-04 06:38 PM
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7. I actually HAVE

smelt him. Let me tell you, it was quite an unforgettable experience. :P

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Archae

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Tue May-18-04 06:52 PM
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8. We go smelting around here every spring.

Edited on Tue May-18-04 06:54 PM by Archae

Now if you had SMELLED Whitacre, that would be different! :-)

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Whitacre D_WI

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Tue May-18-04 06:53 PM
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9. That's RIGHT!

You were at the Koolzip party I polluted with beer farts!

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Archae

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Tue May-18-04 06:56 PM
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10. You should try being around me...

Several hours after I eat some of my infamous egg salad. :crazy:

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Whitacre D_WI

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Tue May-18-04 06:58 PM
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11. Egg salad makes for WONDERFUL gas!!!

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Archae

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Tue May-18-04 07:03 PM
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12. Eggs-zactly!

It's practically self-igniting! :D

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Tue May-18-04 09:31 PM
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13. eewwwww! beans! ewwwww!

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