Who'll commit suicide first? - Democratic Underground

Dookus

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Wed May-19-04 12:44 AM
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Poll question: Who'll commit suicide first?

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Fenris

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Wed May-19-04 12:47 AM
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1. See, now you're just being mean

Edited on Wed May-19-04 12:47 AM by Fenris

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Dookus

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Wed May-19-04 12:49 AM
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4. LOL...

the man dissed my man, Bowie.

He must suffer.

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zimtran7

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Wed May-19-04 12:48 AM
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2. love

love

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Delano

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Wed May-19-04 12:50 AM
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6. Only if you count an OD as suicide.

The thing with love is, it's hard to tell how much is real kookiness, and how much is just desperate-for-publicity stunts...

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Delano

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Wed May-19-04 12:49 AM
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3. Michael Stipe may be gone of natural causes first...

He looks horrible lately.

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Dookus

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Wed May-19-04 12:50 AM
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5. I dunno...

I find him sorta hot, in a whiny bitchy sorta way.

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AlienGirl

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Wed May-19-04 12:52 AM
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8. If I were a man I'd marry him.

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Dookus

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Wed May-19-04 12:58 AM
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10. I'd definitely do him...

he's sexy. But so goddamned depressing.

Here's the deal:

If you're a rich, famous rockstar who can fuck anybody you want and buy anything you want: STOP WHINING!! You CHOSE to be a rock star.

This goes double for Sinead O'Connor and Bono.

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AlienGirl

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Wed May-19-04 01:01 AM
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11. So? I'm depressing too...

I just don't have an audience to depress!

Tucker

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Dookus

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Wed May-19-04 01:15 AM
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13. Well I hope you can become

a rich and famous rock star with groupies up the wazoo.

:)

then you can disappoint your fans with an overdose.

*DISCLAIMER* This is humor. I want AlienGirl to live a long, happy and healthy life filled with joy, love and great sex.

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Delano

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Wed May-19-04 12:55 AM
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9. Ever since he came out, his fashion sense has gone to hell

Edited on Wed May-19-04 12:57 AM by Delano

isn't it supposed to be the other way around?

Okay, so he wasn't so fashionable before. But he looks so gaunt and haggard, and the blue stripe (!?!?!?) just makes him look worse...

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benburch

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Wed May-19-04 12:50 AM
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7. Well, the green stripe doesn't help...

But a hardcore fan I know says there is nothing wrong with his health other than damaged hearing...

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GirlinContempt

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Wed May-19-04 01:17 AM
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14. Looks like

his brain is dripping out of his ear

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TheWizardOfMudd

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Wed May-19-04 01:05 AM
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12. Rosie O'Donnell

I just like saying her name.

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BigMcLargehuge

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Wed May-19-04 01:22 AM
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15. Morrissey

if a ten ton truck, kills the both of us...

SHUT THE HELL UP YOU LITTLE WEENIE MAN!!!!

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Dookus

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Wed May-19-04 01:29 AM
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17. LOL...

you, sir, have my undying affection. But you already had it...

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Champ

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Wed May-19-04 01:23 AM
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16. Mariah Carey

Edited on Wed May-19-04 01:23 AM by Champ

Uhh I hate being mean. x(

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SheWhoMustBeObeyed

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Wed May-19-04 04:27 AM
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19. Yeah, but good call

She's got that Lupe Velez "nobody loves me anymore so I'll show them" vibe going on.

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OneBlueSky

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Wed May-19-04 01:44 AM
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18. my money's on Michael Jackson . . .

just as soon as he realizes that, yes indeed, he is growing old . . .

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arwalden

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Wed May-19-04 05:10 AM
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20. Michael Jackson

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Moderator

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Wed May-19-04 06:40 AM
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21. Locking.

This is inappropriate. Suicide shouldn't be treated as a joke.

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