Caption the hand on the French flag in a Canadian made bus...

tjwash

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Wed May-19-04 10:11 AM
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Caption the hand on the French flag in a Canadian made bus...

Edited on Wed May-19-04 10:13 AM by tjwash

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RedCloud

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Wed May-19-04 10:55 AM
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1. If I can just keep you hating the French

"Just smash 'em down and hate 'em so you won't hear their hogwash about bin Laden knowing from the CIA in August of 2001 that the USA would have troops on the ground in Afghanistan by October 2001."

"Check out this "prevotes" bus, spelled like I spell it!"

Or;

"Hey Prez, what do you use to clean when the toilet paper runs out?"

or

"Check out that Iraqi prisoner arm dangling by the driver as the Prez gets off watching them there Iraqi prison porno flicks."

or "My driver uses no hands to steer, just like I do with the economy".

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Blue-Jay

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Wed May-19-04 10:56 AM
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2. Guess where my thumb has been? ...... Yep!

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underpants

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Wed May-19-04 11:56 AM
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3. Oh that is a classic pick

I am sending that on e-mails

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skip fox

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Wed May-19-04 12:11 PM
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4. "Ain't there 'supposed to be the cord for a horn right here? Wow, it would

be great if I could have a horn . . . or maybe . . . how 'bout . . . a siren! Yeah. . . . Oh I know what Karl would say, but I WOULDN'T be sounding it all the time. Just when we are in the cities. . . or when someone's riding beside on a bike . . . just to see him jump . . . but not all the time . . . Hey, talk to Karl about it for me . . . would you?"

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BringEmOn

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Wed May-19-04 12:15 PM
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5. Junior demonstrates how to do a proper thumb print...

as he reminisces about his cocaine and DWI arrests.

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BiggJawn

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Wed May-19-04 12:58 PM
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6. "GOT him!!"

"Damn fly...Been driving me NUTS back there...Fellow can't even do a decent line with all that distraction going on..."

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