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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:00 AM
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Hijack this thread. I dare ya. I double dare ya.
Suggested subjects:

yaks.
cartoons.
$6 starbucks coffee.
pilonidal cysts.
pretzels.
The Quaker Oats guy.
Surf board wax.
yaks.

Keys are in the ignition. Doors are unlocked.

Take it for a ride...
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:03 AM
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1. Such a nice thread, too.
Lots of room to stretch.
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Cursive_Knives512 Donating Member (423 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:04 AM
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2. *sings* surrender, surrender
Who the heck decided to use that song in a Disney commercial? Does anyone else find it extremely odd?
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:05 AM
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7. I was JUST talking about that last night
Momma told me, yes she told me, I'd meet girls like you
She also told me, stay away, you never know what you'll catch...

Sure, makes me want to spend all day at a theme park???
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Cursive_Knives512 Donating Member (423 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:18 AM
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10. lol, seriously!!
It makes me wonder what's going on in the Disney marketing department, if they came up with that; and the boards for approving it. Weirdness. What's the next song that they're gonna use? Jeez.
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:26 AM
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14. I don't think it's Disney... though, isn't it Universal Studios?
I can't remember who owns the Marvel properties anymore.

I wonder who greed lighted that ad... I assume the never heard the whole song before. LOL, so it's unbeliveably bizarre to hear it used in that ad. Rick Neilsen must be laughing his ass off when he cashes the residual checks. I would be.

Here's all the lyrics -

Surrender
Words and Music by Rick Nielsen

Mother told me, yes, she told me I'd meet girls like you.
She also told me, "Stay away, you'll never know what you'll catch."
Just the other day I heard a soldier falling off some Indonesian junk that's going round.

Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ay.

Father says, "Your mother's right, she's really up on things."
"Before we married, Mommy served in the WACS in the Philippines."
Now, I had heard the WACS recruited old maids for the war.
But mommy isn't one of those, I've known her all these years.

Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ay.

Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year?
Ev'ry time I got to thinking, where'd they disappear?
When I woke up, Mom and Dad are rolling on the couch.
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Kiss records out.

Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ay.

Away.
Away.

Repeat Chorus 7X
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Insider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:04 AM
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how about those Pacers?
go jermaine.
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TheWizardOfMudd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:04 AM
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3. HIJACK!
PART I - THE CENTRAL AND SUPERUNIVERSES
PAPER 1 - THE UNIVERSAL FATHER
THE Universal Father is the God of all creation, the First Source and Center of all things and beings. First think of God as a creator, then as a controller, and lastly as an infinite upholder. The truth about the Universal Father had begun to dawn upon mankind when the prophet said: "You, God, are alone; there is none beside you. You have created the heaven and the heaven of heavens, with all their hosts; you preserve and control them. By the Sons of God were the universes made. The Creator covers himself with light as with a garment and stretches out the heavens as a curtain." Only the concept of the Universal Father--one God in the place of many gods--enabled mortal man to comprehend the Father as divine creator and infinite controller.

The myriads of planetary systems were all made to be eventually inhabited by many different types of intelligent creatures, beings who could know God, receive the divine affection, and love him in return. The universe of universes is the work of God and the dwelling place of his diverse creatures. "God created the heavens and formed the earth; he established the universe and created this world not in vain; he formed it to be inhabited."

The enlightened worlds all recognize and worship the Universal Father, the eternal maker and infinite upholder of all creation. The will creatures of universe upon universe have embarked upon the long, long Paradise journey, the fascinating struggle of the eternal adventure of attaining God the Father. The transcendent goal of the children of time is to find the eternal God, to comprehend the divine nature, to recognize the Universal Father. God-knowing creatures have only one supreme ambition, just one consuming desire, and that is to become, as they are in their spheres, like him as he is in his Paradise perfection of personality and in his universal sphere of righteous supremacy. From the Universal Father who inhabits eternity there has gone forth the supreme mandate, "Be you perfect, even as I am perfect." In love and mercy the messengers of Paradise have carried this divine exhortation down through the ages and out through the universes, even to such lowly animal-origin creatures as the human races of Urantia.

This magnificent and universal injunction to strive for the attainment of the perfection of divinity is the first duty, and should be the highest ambition, of all the struggling creature creation of the God of perfection. This possibility of the attainment of divine perfection is the final and certain destiny of all man's eternal spiritual progress.

Urantia mortals can hardly hope to be perfect in the infinite sense, but it is entirely possible for human beings, starting out as they do on this planet, to attain the supernal and divine goal which the infinite God has set for mortal man; and when they do achieve this destiny, they will, in all that pertains to self-realization and mind attainment, be just as replete in their sphere of divine perfection as God himself is in his sphere of infinity and eternity. Such perfection may not be universal in the material sense, unlimited in intellectual grasp, or final in spiritual experience, but it is final and complete in all finite aspects of divinity of will, perfection of personality motivation, and God-consciousness.

This is the true meaning of that divine command, "Be you perfect, even as I am perfect," which ever urges mortal man onward and beckons him inward in that long and fascinating struggle for the attainment of higher and higher levels of spiritual values and true universe meanings. This sublime search for the God of universes is the supreme adventure of the inhabitants of all the worlds of time and space.

1. THE FATHER'S NAME
Of all the names by which God the Father is known throughout the universes, those which designate him as the First Source and the Universe Center are most often encountered. The First Father is known by various names in different universes and in different sectors of the same universe. The names which the creature assigns to the Creator are much dependent on the creature's concept of the Creator. The First Source and Universe Center has never revealed himself by name, only by nature. If we believe that we are the children of this Creator, it is only natural that we should eventually call him Father. But this is the name of our own choosing, and it grows out of the recognition of our personal relationship with the First Source and Center.

The Universal Father never imposes any form of arbitrary recognition, formal worship, or slavish service upon the intelligent will creatures of the universes. The evolutionary inhabitants of the worlds of time and space must of themselves--in their own hearts--recognize, love, and voluntarily worship him. The Creator refuses to coerce or compel the submission of the spiritual free wills of his material creatures. The affectionate dedication of the human will to the doing of the Father's will is man's choicest gift to God; in fact, such a consecration of creature will constitutes man's only possible gift of true value to the Paradise Father. In God, man lives, moves, and has his being; there is nothing which man can give to God except this choosing to abide by the Father's will, and such decisions, effected by the intelligent will creatures of the universes, constitute the reality of that true worship which is so satisfying to the love-dominated nature of the Creator Father.

When you have once become truly God-conscious, after you really discover the majestic Creator and begin to experience the realization of the indwelling presence of the divine controller, then, in accordance with your enlightenment and in accordance with the manner and method by which the divine Sons reveal God, you will find a name for the Universal Father which will be adequately expressive of your concept of the First Great Source and Center. And so, on different worlds and in various universes, the Creator becomes known by numerous appellations, in spirit of relationship all meaning the same but, in words and symbols, each name standing for the degree, the depth, of his enthronement in the hearts of his creatures of any given realm.

Near the center of the universe of universes, the Universal Father is generally known by names which may be regarded as meaning the First Source. Farther out in the universes of space, the terms employed to designate the Universal Father more often mean the Universal Center. Still farther out in the starry creation, he is known, as on the headquarters world of your local universe, as the First Creative Source and Divine Center. In one near-by constellation God is called the Father of Universes. In another, the Infinite Upholder, and to the east, the Divine Controller. He has also been designated the Father of Lights, the Gift of Life, and the All-powerful One.

On those worlds where a Paradise Son has lived a bestowal life, God is generally known by some name indicative of personal relationship, tender affection, and fatherly devotion. On your constellation headquarters God is referred to as the Universal Father, and on different planets in your local system of inhabited worlds he is variously known as the Father of Fathers, the Paradise Father, the Havona Father, and the Spirit Father. Those who know God through the revelations of the bestowals of the Paradise Sons, eventually yield to the sentimental appeal of the touching relationship of the creature-Creator association and refer to God as "our Father."

On a planet of sex creatures, in a world where the impulses of parental emotion are inherent in the hearts of its intelligent beings, the term Father becomes a very expressive and appropriate name for the eternal God. He is best known, most universally acknowledged, on your planet, Urantia, by the name God. The name he is given is of little importance; the significant thing is that you should know him and aspire to be like him. Your prophets of old truly called him "the everlasting God" and referred to him as the one who "inhabits eternity."

2. THE REALITY OF GOD
God is primal reality in the spirit world; God is the source of truth in the mind spheres; God overshadows all throughout the material realms. To all created intelligences God is a personality, and to the universe of universes he is the First Source and Center of eternal reality. God is neither manlike nor machinelike. The First Father is universal spirit, eternal truth, infinite reality, and father personality.

The eternal God is infinitely more than reality idealized or the universe personalized. God is not simply the supreme desire of man, the mortal quest objectified. Neither is God merely a concept, the power-potential of righteousness. The Universal Father is not a synonym for nature, neither is he natural law personified. God is a transcendent reality, not merely man's traditional concept of supreme values. God is not a psychological focalization of spiritual meanings, neither is he "the noblest work of man." God may be any or all of these concepts in the minds of men, but he is more. He is a saving person and a loving Father to all who enjoy spiritual peace on earth, and who crave to experience personality survival in death.

The actuality of the existence of God is demonstrated in human experience by the indwelling of the divine presence, the spirit Monitor sent from Paradise to live in the mortal mind of man and there to assist in evolving the immortal soul of eternal survival. The presence of this divine Adjuster in the human mind is disclosed by three experiential phenomena:

1. The intellectual capacity for knowing God--God-consciousness.

2. The spiritual urge to find God--God-seeking.

3. The personality craving to be like God--the wholehearted desire to do the Father's will.

The existence of God can never be proved by scientific experiment or by the pure reason of logical deduction. God can be realized only in the realms of human experience; nevertheless, the true concept of the reality of God is reasonable to logic, plausible to philosophy, essential to religion, and indispensable to any hope of personality survival.

Those who know God have experienced the fact of his presence; such God-knowing mortals hold in their personal experience the only positive proof of the existence of the living God which one human being can offer to another. The existence of God is utterly beyond all possibility of demonstration except for the contact between the God-consciousness of the human mind and the God-presence of the Thought Adjuster that indwells the mortal intellect and is bestowed upon man as the free gift of the Universal Father.

In theory you may think of God as the Creator, and he is the personal creator of Paradise and the central universe of perfection, but the universes of time and space are all created and organized by the Paradise corps of the Creator Sons. The Universal Father is not the personal creator of the local universe of Nebadon; the universe in which you live is the creation of his Son Michael. Though the Father does not personally create the evolutionary universes, he does control them in many of their universal relationships and in certain of their manifestations of physical, mindal, and spiritual energies. God the Father is the personal creator of the Paradise universe and, in association with the Eternal Son, the creator of all other personal universe Creators.

As a physical controller in the material universe of universes, the First Source and Center functions in the patterns of the eternal Isle of Paradise, and through this absolute gravity center the eternal God exercises cosmic overcontrol of the physical level equally in the central universe and throughout the universe of universes. As mind, God functions in the Deity of the Infinite Spirit; as spirit, God is manifest in the person of the Eternal Son and in the persons of the divine children of the Eternal Son. This interrelation of the First Source and Center with the co-ordinate Persons and Absolutes of Paradise does not in the least preclude the direct personal action of the Universal Father throughout all creation and on all levels thereof. Through the presence of his fragmentized spirit the Creator Father maintains immediate contact with his creature children and his created universes.
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Sean138 Donating Member (34 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:05 AM
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4. Cartoons
Edited on Wed May-19-04 11:07 AM by Sean138
My favorites are:
Inuyasha
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Ed, Edd, & Eddy
FLCL
Trigun
Simpsons
Cowboy Bebop
Lupin the 3rd

They make my day.

On that note...does anyone else remember You Can't Do That On Television? I know it wasn't a cartoon, but a true classic that show was.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:05 AM
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5. Anyone else hate when their is a popcorn kernal stuck in a tooth?
Dang, I hate when that happens!
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-20-04 05:12 AM
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21. You're right! I have one right now.
I had one once that cut right through my gums and came out the front.
Left a small hole that closed up in a matter of weeks.
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Garage Queen Donating Member (640 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:05 AM
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6. The Holy Roman Empire was neither Holy, nor Roman, nor an Empire
Discuss.
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lil-petunia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:10 AM
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8. yaks
Edited on Wed May-19-04 11:11 AM by lil-petunia
Yak as in the slender, long necked long haired asian beast, or how my ex talked nonstop at all the wrong times?

Has anyone done any research into how bigbizniz kidnapped the amerkan yute and force rap and other music down their throat? There is some neat, good new music out there, but damned if I can find any. Add to that, Clear Channel and other evil satanic tasteless power-hungry scum-sucking shitheels have stoled my formerly fave rave music station. Now all I get is pap. Chi-town used to have fan-f#(King-tastic music on air. Jazz, blues, rock, hard and soft, experimental, grunge, even those hideous wasteful excuses of airtime that sounds like Kuntry and Cistern. but now? The dial is empty. Dead. Clearchannelled out. ads, poor sound tracks, the same ole same ole.

well, i feel like standing out side, and screaming at the top of my lungs, "I've Had it! I'm not taking this anymore!" But I think someone did that before, too.
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:11 AM
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9. You guys can do so much better than this.
Come on, you can do much better than this...



*stern look*
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:20 AM
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11. What a cutie!
Yours?
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:24 AM
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13. Nope. Just a random pic that came up when I did an image search
for "stern look"...

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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 06:05 PM
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17. what a beautiful child!
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:21 AM
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12. This is not Nam, Smokey! There are rules!
Doesn't anybody give a fuck about the rules anymore?!?!?!?
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lil-petunia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:28 AM
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15. huh?
Rules? we don't need no stinkin rules!
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:30 AM
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16. Badgers? we don't need no stinking badgers!
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 06:08 PM
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18. wearing badgers is not enough! I love badgers BTW
Edited on Wed May-19-04 06:09 PM by tigereye
blame Billy Bragg

I'm not trying to change the world
I'm not looking for a new England
I'm just looking for another girl

(probably not quite right, but I am too lazy to go to the quote site)

so Chavez how did the wedding concerns work out?
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-20-04 05:09 AM
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20. Not so well. Turns out that we would need to have a civil marriage
annulled before a church marriage. So it seems that my fiance will be without insurance for a year untill our scheduled date. The whole experience has made us closer and more committted to eachother and given us a new appreciation of what gay couples have had to go through for so long.

thanks for asking!

:hi:
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-20-04 12:59 PM
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27. we were married by a Unitarian minister
but it seems to me that you might be able to get partner benefits without marriage? At least that is how it was here in PA. You would think NY would be more liberal in that area. Aren't you in NYC? Or did you simply not want to uh, live in sin, as we raised in Catholicism would say?

you are welcome. Best to you! :toast: anyway
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neverborn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 06:09 PM
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19. mmm. coffee.
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cleofus1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-20-04 06:18 AM
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22. Jack "The King" Kirby


excelsior!
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cleofus1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-20-04 06:26 AM
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23. he's the man...


for the true believer!
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cleofus1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-20-04 06:35 AM
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24. and sensitive too!
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cleofus1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-20-04 06:55 AM
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25. OK how about Steve Ditko?
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cleofus1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-20-04 06:59 AM
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26. the 2nd dude to do spider man...


but not the least!
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