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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 12:43 PM
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What are you?
http://www.auburn.edu/~shephcd/whatyouare.html
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 12:49 PM
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1. I am
...a questionable boytoy who loves to hail mary testes.

:shrug:
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Semi_subversive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 12:50 PM
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2. A titanic sex god
who likes to philosophize with samurai.
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liberalitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 12:51 PM
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3. I'm a ...
slam-dancing pin-up model who likes to corrupt lions.
so there!
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 12:52 PM
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4. I AM A
monumental virgin who loves to orally explore feet.

well it's half right, anyway
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 12:52 PM
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5. I'm a ................
Monumental hosecock boy who likes to punish women.

WTF? I kid you not. That's what it said. I'll go along with the first half, but.........honest.....I wouldn't really call it 'punishing'.

:shrug:

:P
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 01:19 PM
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12. Neither would I.
;)
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 02:03 PM
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19. Why Miss Velma..............
Edited on Wed May-19-04 02:04 PM by XNASA
I do believe I'm gettin' the vapors.
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 02:33 PM
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26. I'm a microphilic bitch who loves to poke penises.
yeah well who didn't know that..
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 12:55 PM
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6. I am a buff biscuit...
Edited on Wed May-19-04 12:57 PM by skypilot
...who loves to laugh at clits.

Um, OK.

On edit: I'm also a funky boytoy who loves to megafuck pumas.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 12:57 PM
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7. I am
Edited on Wed May-19-04 01:22 PM by SarahBelle
A beautiful disco queen who loves to sniff balls. Um, well then. Usually, Disco's not my bag. :7

Tried again- I am a tiny boytoy who loves to empty trouser snakes. Even better. :D
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 01:05 PM
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8. Masturbating boytoy who loves to sniff lions
Hmm, well I am a leo :shrug:
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-20-04 12:02 AM
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47. Or lionesses?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-20-04 09:32 AM
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49. Preferably
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TreeHuggingLiberal Donating Member (142 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 01:09 PM
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9. I am a foxy dragon who loves to grope circus tents...
I'm LMAO.
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 01:10 PM
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10. A slam-dancing dragon who loves to slap hooters.
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 01:17 PM
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11. I'm a...
feminine disco queen who like to discover kangaroos.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 01:52 PM
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13. A fucking-hot sex god who loves to conquer vibrators.
Yeah. Whatever.
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 02:03 PM
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20. Ha! Ha! This thing seems to hit it
Right on the nose, eh?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 02:47 PM
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34. The first part of that is dead on...
...what goes on in your own home is your business though.
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noonwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 01:54 PM
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14. A slam-dancing goddess who likes to suck blow up dolls
How nice
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Loonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 01:57 PM
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15. I am a meat popsicle
nt
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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 02:01 PM
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16. I'm a toe-sucking boy-toy who loves to smack dinosaurs.
Well... ok...

Fun site, Bleachers!!

http://www.auburn.edu/~shephcd/whatyouare.html
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 02:02 PM
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17. "A delicious slut who loves to climb orcas"
Hey! Orcas were my college mascot! Cool.

Sounds pretty Northwest-New Agey to me! :7
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 02:02 PM
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18. Im a...
Testicular punk who loves to stroke hookers...My question is, how did they know that I did that last night :silly:
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rinsd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 02:12 PM
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21. A questionable viking prince who loves to punish toilets!
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 02:15 PM
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22. I'm a beautiful bitch who loves to devour lizards.
I guess that means I'm a dog.
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 02:31 PM
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23. I am a strong sex god who loves to deflower dinosaurs
At last, someone who really knows and appreciates me!
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 02:33 PM
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25. I am also a questionable porn star who loves to buy bears
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 02:54 PM
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36. Wow, that last one was eerie.
:-) :hi:
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Terran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 02:32 PM
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24. Agh! A shrunken pin-up model
who loves to gulp Wiley E. Coyote.

Well, I always thought he was kinda sexy, but still...
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elpepe Donating Member (1 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 02:35 PM
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29. O MY!!!
I am a cock-heavy penis pumper who loves to infect women!!
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Neshanic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 02:34 PM
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27. I'm a Marlboro man that trains circus sheep.
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PAMod Donating Member (651 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 02:35 PM
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28. I am a...
punctual goliath who loves to gulp beavers.

Punctual?
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Samurai_Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 02:35 PM
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30. ROFLs!!!
I couldn't get this one again if I tried...

"You are a caged foot worshipper who likes to enhance soles"
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 02:39 PM
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31. I am a feminine chick magnet who loves to infiltrate lesbians.
Sounds about right...
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 02:41 PM
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32. I'm also a muscular man-whore who loves to deflower hot bitches.
DAMN, this thing is accurate!!!
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 02:54 PM
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37. Oh, so many laughs!
This site is wonderful! :toast:
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I_like_chicken Donating Member (341 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 02:45 PM
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33. Im a Muscular Pimp who loves to infect clits...
hmm, I like the first part, but I dont want to be known as a clit infector...
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 02:52 PM
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35. I am a Puny Fruitcake Who Likes to Punch Sperm
ick
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Angelus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 03:19 PM
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38. I'm a sexy bitch!
Edited on Wed May-19-04 03:21 PM by Angelus
:evilgrin:

Edit: It says that I am a testicular dragon who loves to grope Bill Cosby. :shrug:
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southpaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 03:25 PM
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39. Drunken Bitch...
who loves to Dejuice Nipples
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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 03:27 PM
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40. Flatulent Goliath who likes to...
...wallop Ed Kotch

Their spelling, not mine!
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:25 PM
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41. Kick for the late-night crowd.
:kick:
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Pithlet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:35 PM
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42. I'm a lecherous titan
Edited on Wed May-19-04 11:36 PM by Pithlet
who likes to megafuck vibrators.
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:44 PM
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43. A diseased slut who loves to orally explore feet.
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patriotvoice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:53 PM
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44. A drunken clown who loves to megaFUCK birds.
EOM
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:56 PM
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45. PETA has been notified.
:crazy:
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-20-04 12:01 AM
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46. I'm a Buff Virgin
Who loves to control coke junkies.

Ha, ha! All Wrong.

It's heroin addicts.
:silly:
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-20-04 12:04 AM
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48. I am
a Very large bastard who loves to pilfer dildos.


How did it know?!?! This is scary...
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-20-04 09:39 AM
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50. Apparently, I'm a ...
lecherous goddess who likes to orally explore dildos.
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AG78 Donating Member (840 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-20-04 09:57 AM
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51. Horny sausage link...
who loves to fistfuck bears
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-20-04 04:47 PM
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55. ewe
The visual lol
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-20-04 10:16 AM
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52. I am a cock-heavy bitch who likes to smack horses
I didn't need a website to tell me that!
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-20-04 10:21 AM
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53. i'm a feminine dragon
who loves to laugh at pattysaurs
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BritishHuman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-20-04 02:40 PM
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54. A monstrous goliath who loves to worship hooters.
It's uncanny, I tell you!
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-20-04 04:52 PM
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56. A funky fruitcake who loves to whallop buffalo
Edited on Thu May-20-04 04:53 PM by LeftPeopleFinishFirs
:D
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