How many members of the Bush Co. are needed to replace a light bulb?

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light bulb?

The Answer is SEVEN:


(1) One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced,


(2) One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb,


(3) One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb,


(4) One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs,


(5) One to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a light bulb,


(6) One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,


(7) And finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

One to call Karl Rove to ask to what to do, another to keep an eye on the brown skinned worker who shows up.

excellent!

How many? NONE ... they really like the DARK side ... more LOL

One to deny they had any thing to do with the lightbulb.

n/t

:evilgrin:

Sorry couldn't resist.

Answer: three.

One to fire a missile at the right bulb from an Apache helicopter.
One to ask for restraint from both Israel and light bulbs.
One to call everybody who says the light bulb wasn't properly changed an anti-Semite.

Excellent.

...in the hopes it would give up any secrets about other lightbulbs preparing to burn out.

JM

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