What's your favorite T-Shirt saying? - Democratic Underground

WillParkinson

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Thu May-20-04 08:25 AM
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What's your favorite T-Shirt saying?

Mine:

"I hate size queens. But I love their boyfriends!"

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Misunderestimator

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Thu May-20-04 08:26 AM
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1. John Kerry for President

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Bertha Venation

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Thu May-20-04 08:27 AM
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2. Doing My Best To Piss Off The Radical (/Religious) Right

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johnnie

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Thu May-20-04 08:28 AM
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3. I only know a person who has seen this one

I haven't seen it but was told about it. I doubt I would wear it but it has "There is a picture of two people fucking on the back of this shirt". On the back it has "Just kidding, Jesus saves". I thought that was funny.

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Burma Jones

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Thu May-20-04 08:28 AM
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4. Jesus is Coming

Everybody Look Busy

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xultar

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Thu May-20-04 08:33 AM
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5. I have 2 favs

That's Queen Bitch to you!

and

Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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GOPisEvil

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Thu May-20-04 08:34 AM
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6. "Jesus Loves Scott Biram"

http://www.scottbiram.com/

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Thu May-20-04 08:38 AM
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7. Ph34r t3h Cute Ones

Although my all time favorite Teeshirt isn't really for the words.

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Amerpie

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Thu May-20-04 08:41 AM
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8. Only Users Lose Drugs

or, Nuke an Unborn Gay Whale for Jesus

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ChavezSpeakstheTruth

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Thu May-20-04 08:47 AM
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9. Hot Space Station Justice

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Thu May-20-04 08:48 AM
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10. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro

Edited on Thu May-20-04 08:49 AM by 56kid

:)

that or the one I have with a picture of Django

Add to my Journal

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Rainbowreflect

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Thu May-20-04 08:49 AM
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11. "If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?"

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Loonman

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Thu May-20-04 08:49 AM
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12. Record label promo shirt

"Holy Fucking Shit!"

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woofless

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Thu May-20-04 08:57 AM
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13. My ex had one I always thought was cool.

White letters on a black tee.

NEW
YORK
FUCKING
CITY

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MissMillie

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Thu May-20-04 09:05 AM
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14. "11/02/04: The End of an Error" (n/t)

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terrya

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Thu May-20-04 09:06 AM
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15. I have a "Who's Your Daddy" t-shirt I like a lot.

:-)

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XNASA

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Thu May-20-04 09:07 AM
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16. 'Your Favorite Band Sucks'

An oldie, but one that still maintains a fresh message.

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peekaloo

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Thu May-20-04 09:14 AM
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17. Instant Asshole: Just add alcohol

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Servo300

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Thu May-20-04 09:18 AM
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18. I know several people

for whom that slogan would be quite appropriate! :-)

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Servo300

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Thu May-20-04 09:19 AM
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19. "Got Oxygen?"

n/t

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non sociopath skin

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Thu May-20-04 09:30 AM
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20. "These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others" ...

... my Groucho t-shirt which I make a point of wearing at political events. :)

The Skin

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ArkDem

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Thu May-20-04 09:32 AM
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21. Cunning Linguist

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fryguy

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Thu May-20-04 09:55 AM
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23. that's great

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blindpig

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Thu May-20-04 09:39 AM
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22. NOT INSANE(front)

NOT RESPONSIBLE(back). Thank you Firesign Theatre.

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texas1928

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Thu May-20-04 09:58 AM
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24. Mine says

I may be drunk, but you're ugly
(And I will be sober in the morning.)

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dweller

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Thu May-20-04 09:58 AM
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25. i couldn't 'write' mine

so i scanned it.

points for translation.
dp

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Mrs. Venation

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Thu May-20-04 08:05 PM
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26. Mine Is

Jesus Loves You
Everyone Else Thinks You're An Asshole

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bigwillq

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Thu May-20-04 08:08 PM
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27. "My best friend ran away with my wife

Boy do I miss HIM"

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Kenneth ken

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Thu May-20-04 08:10 PM
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28. my fave:

this space not available for corporate advertising

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ACK

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Thu May-20-04 08:44 PM
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29. What would Jesus Do? (For a Klondike Bar?)

The Girl I am talking to is such a Bitch!

I still hate George Bush

I'll bet you'll this time hippy!

Or how about:

Your little Princess is my little whore!

T-Shirt Hell is the best.

http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml

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Angelus

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Thu May-20-04 08:47 PM
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30. "I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is!"

ROFL.

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bbernardini

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Thu May-20-04 08:59 PM
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31. A Zappa quote about music:

Information is not knowledge
Knowledge is not wisdom
Wisdom is not truth
Truth is not beauty
Beauty is not love
Love is not music
Music is the best

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Don_G

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Thu May-20-04 09:05 PM
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32. The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves

Picked up a couple of matching t-shirts and hats in Florida.

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havocmom

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Thu May-20-04 09:08 PM
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33. Eve was framed

second favorite: Cereal Killer

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Runcible Spoon

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Thu May-20-04 09:08 PM
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34. well, I'm a 36D cup and...

I used to have a Reeses PB cup tshirt, bright orange, very tight, that said "two great tastes". heeeee.

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ACK

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Thu May-20-04 09:13 PM
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35. Look at my chest when I am talking to you!

Here it is funny stuff.

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bigmonkey

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Thu May-20-04 09:39 PM
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36. I had to take Latin a few years ago.

I still have a shirt that says on the front:

si haec legere scis, nimium eruditionis habes.

It means, pretty much, "If you can read this, you're over-educated". I got a double take from a couple of folks near the Classics department. You gotta keep yourself amused when you have to take Latin.

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indigobusiness

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Thu May-20-04 09:53 PM
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37. One Nation*Under Surveillance

www.seeyageorge.com

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dolo amber

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Thu May-20-04 10:09 PM
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38. "If you love God

Edited on Thu May-20-04 10:23 PM by dolo amber

burn the church"

--Jello Biafra
http://www.mootrealm.com/biafra.htm

edit: Oh yeah, and another handmade one from my misspent youth:

"Blough Me"

:D

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TroubleMan

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Thu May-20-04 10:11 PM
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39. The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves

Edited on Thu May-20-04 10:13 PM by TroubleMan

This was a Marine Corps T-shirt....funny as hell.

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HEyHEY

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Thu May-20-04 10:12 PM
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40. Two I like....I actually had both made

One says "Contents of shirt: one handsome devil"

Another just says "Beer fueled Maniac"

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proud patriot

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Thu May-20-04 10:12 PM
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41. American Patriots Don't Get Over The Theft Of The Presidency

:hi:

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Tight_rope

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Thu May-20-04 10:29 PM
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42. When I Grow up I want to be just like Barbie!

Because she has "Everything"!

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solinvictus

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Thu May-20-04 10:30 PM
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43. Elvis H. Presley!

The one where Jesus smacks his finger with a hammer.

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