Favorite simpson's episode EVER....

a friend of mine just presented me with a dvd of MY ten best simpson's episodes including:
-Selma marries troy McClure
-Selma marries side show bob (No krusty I'm not over joyed to see you,.. the last time we saw each other you poured liquid nitrogen down my buttocks and broke them with a hammer)
- The Vanhouten's split up
- lisa's babysitting episode (Todd's moth incident)
- Cult episode
- Homer gets a gun
- abraham simpson and marge's mom date
- Burns adopts bart
-Homer and Flanders get married in Los Vegas
AND MY FAVORITE: BART SELLS HIS SOUL TO MILHOUSE.

by I. Ron Butterfly."

rock and or roll.

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... electroshock therapy for the family.

... homer being tethered to the ballon, naked, and being dragged across the Crystal Cathedral roof.

When Homer gets his head stuck in the drawbridge.

"Up yours, children!"

"...this is Armin's copy of Swank..."

But there are ton's of great episodes.

Funny episode. :D

Hank Scorpio Globex Corp and
The X files episode

But in reality, I like them all as a package.

That one is funny as hell.

"Wait a minute.. Statue of Liberty... that was earth!"

"I, for one, welcome our ant overlords..."

"Sweet dreams and flying machines, in pieces on the ground. (Oop...) Sweet dreams and flying machines, flying safely through the air."

"I'm going to play and you're going to float there and like it!" :D

Though syndication has ruined that episode. The clip out some of the funniest parts, like when Buzz Aldrin is introduced as the "second man to walk on the moon." Nobody says anything, so Buzz pipes in, "Second comes right after first!" Won't see that scene in syndication.

"If he thinks George Bush will stay out of the sewer, he doesn't know George Bush."

Marge joins an ensemble theatre group*and Maggie goes to a very strict day care center where pacifiers are forbidden and confiscated. Through amazing and perilous acrobatics, Miss Maggie journeys through heating ducts. She retreives the pacifiers and returns them to their rightful owners.

*(not shrub)-I think that's why Maggie go put into day care, but I may be mixing episodes. . .it's been a while but this was my son's favorite when he was in pre-school. . .he never had a pacifier though.

and the one where Homer eats the magic chili and goes into a trance and is attended by Coyote, aka Johnny Cash. That is priceless! Come to think of it, there are a few more that rate as well, like Homer being hired by the Bill Gates -type character. (or was it meant to be Steve Jobs or the head of Oracle?)

In which Selma decides she wants a baby. Car trip, funeral, will, Barney at the sperm bank, Duff Gardens, on and on. How they fit so much story into 22 minutes is beyond me.

"Why didn't she just give me the bowel obstruction that killed her?"
"I checked. It's not Horshak."
"Artificial insemination? You'd have to be pretty desperate to 'do it' with a robot!"

"Here, give hers these, then these, then all of these" a man in a white coat tells Selma handong her pills to relieve Lisa's "trip"

Selma: "Oh thank you Doctor"

MiWC: "Oh I'm not a doctor"

"Who robs kingfish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do, we do!"

WE DO! WE DO!

...at the Springfield Chili Cook-off.

He is promply visited by a coyote w/ Johnny Cash's voice...

Sincerely,
Nitpickey Simpsons fan.

"Yarghhh.. The hot pants" :)

"One, Two, Three....3 ALARMS...YOU CALL THIS 5-ALARM CHILI?!?!?!?"

cLassic, cLassic stuff in that episode. you can see the conan o'brien in it.

homer: "boy, i don't want to aLarm you, but their may be a or severaL BOGEYMEN IN THE HOUSE"

The b-sharp episode.
When the German company bought the nuke plant ("I'm drunk now")
Homor gets a gun ("But I'm mad now!")

There are so many good ones. And I don't care what anyone says...I think they still produce some pretty good ones and no...I don't long for the "good ol' days" of the first season. I still laugh thru them.

...Mayor "Diamond Joe" Quimby has sharpshooters on the roof and orders them to "take her out"...

At the last minute she reconsiders and embraces the "he was a hero" ethic of the town. The sharpshooters pause.

As she walks away from the microphone you see a bullet hit the boards of the podium, so they were going to "take her out" ANYWAY.

One of the most devious political moments of the entire run. It is literally a "blink and you miss it" moment.

Great lines, a hilrious Troy McClure film on meat and Paul McCartney.

It deosn't get any better.

"Don't worry Billy, it's not really a floor. It's more like a steel grate that lets the waste sluice through so it can be collected and exported."

"Just ask this scientician" "Uhh.."

That's a great episode..

"Homer the Heretic"
The one when Marge gets seduced by the bowler
The one where Homer gets the crayon removed from his nose and briefly becomes intelligent
The one where Homer gets vocabulary tapes instead of weight-loss tapes
The one where Lisa gets a crush on her teacher, voiced by Dustin Hoffman
"Grimey"
Sideshow Bob and his brother
Actually, any one with Sideshow Bob

There are so many good ones.

...where Kang and Kodos become Clinton and Dole.

Kang (as Dole): The politics of failure have failed! We need to make them work again! Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator Ka... err.. Bob Dole!

Kodos (as Clinton): I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent blood bath.

When Burns goes on that Howard Stern-esque radio show, the Simpsons never made me laugh harder.

"So Burns, I hear you're quite a flatulent guy."

best Simpsons line ever.

-Homer gains weight to work from home.
-Moe dates the new waitress at his bar who has the voice of Hank Azaria's then-wife Helen Hunt in a Cheers send-up. It was hilarious! The writers love monkeys; Homer goes to the drive-in to waste time before he has to steal Moe's car for the insurance money and he watches "Hail to the Chimp."
-Marge goes into the pretzel making business.
-Moe saves Maggie and becomes her friend; he gets slapped by Tickle Me Elmo.
-Bart sells his soul to Milhouse and Moe turns the bar into a family restaurant. "Daddy this place smells like tinkle."
-The cult episode.
-The X-Files episode.
-Homer and Bart go into the grease-selling business.

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Barney lines galore and this memorable exchange from Homer is an AA meeting run by Rev. Lovejoy:

Rev:"Don't be afraid to disucss your problem here Homer, there will be no judgement"

Homer:" The other day I was so desperate for a beer I ate the dirt under the stadium bleachers"

Rev: "I cast thee out!"

Pray...for...Mojo

Homer is afraid Bart is gay and takes him to a steel mill. All the workers are hunky gay men.