Bush apparently squeezes Prime Minister Berlusconi unconscious

Bush offers dramatic proof that you should never "Mess With Texas" as Italian Prime Minister Silvio slumps into unconsciousness under the firm, unflinching, conservative yet compassionate grasp of the Commander In Chief.

Bush reportedly demanded that the Prime Minister say "Uncle" and ignored his repeated cries of "ZIO! ZIO!"...which, tragically, means "Uncle" in Italian.



http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?g=events/pl/081201presidentbush&a=&tmpl=sl&ns=&l=1&e=7&t=&prev=8

Later, the two gentlemen exchange Britney Spears photos downloaded from the Internet by White House Press Secretart Scott McClellan. President Bush commented "I like this one...it has a big 'ol snake and everything in it."



http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?g=events/pl/081201presidentbush&a=&tmpl=sl&ns=&l=1&e=8&a=0&t=&prev=7

NOTE: While the photos are real, all text appearing above constitutes a "flagrant falsehood."

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How do you know your lies arent actually true ?

DO you speak Italese ?

...but I can't risk national security and reveal which ones. Let's just say "check McClellan's browser cache" and leave it at that...

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is where Hank meets W* and shakes his hand, and Hank can no longer vote for him because W*'s handshake was so limp.

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Welcome to DU!

My personal favorite KOTH was the one where Bobby goes to the school dance with gout and dances with Connie because Hank told him that if something is important you "play through the pain."

That was a great KOTH episode also... :)

...by the sheer stupidity that is George Bush and George is savoring the sheer greed and arrogance that is Berlusoni.