Anyone want to watch my head spin round and go pop?

DarkPhenyx

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Thu May-20-04 05:57 PM
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Anyone want to watch my head spin round and go pop?

Edited on Thu May-20-04 06:32 PM by DarkPhenyx

These meds Dr. D. put me on are seriously screwing with my sense of balance.

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and yes, I do in fact amke the worlds worst patient.

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GOPisEvil

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Thu May-20-04 06:32 PM
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1. Sounds like fun. I'll make the popcorn.

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DarkPhenyx

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Thu May-20-04 07:00 PM
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2. At least someone will enjoy it.

I'm getting real tired of coughing a lung up, having my head split open, and the room spin around making me feel like I should bet it all on black.

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GOPisEvil

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Thu May-20-04 07:02 PM
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3. Damn, that sucks.

I take it you'll be on the horn with Dr. Mengele asking him to change the meds?

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DarkPhenyx

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Thu May-20-04 07:06 PM
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4. Considering that I don't like taking meds anyway?

No...I'll probably blow off the rest of the regimen and let my body do it's own work. That usually is the best thing anyway. all this after she chewed my ass about how I should have been in to see her 24 - 48 hours ago.

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GOPisEvil

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Thu May-20-04 07:08 PM
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5. I hate lectures from my doctor.

Just treat me, OK? Bitching at me that I should have been in sooner is pointless. Saying it politely is ok, but don't talk down at me.

My doctor is pretty laid back, which is why I keep him around. (Although...I've seen him twice in 4 years...)

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DarkPhenyx

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Thu May-20-04 07:10 PM
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7. My dentist had just finished telling me...

...all the crap she bitches at me about every visit and then told me to stick my tongue out. So I did. Blew her a big raspberry too. :) SHe said that was the first time anyone had done that to her, and she figured she deserved it.

Next visit I'm going to call them up and remind them I have an appointment. :)

Yes, I'm even a terror in real life.

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GOPisEvil

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Thu May-20-04 07:14 PM
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9. I enlisted the help of the hygienist last time.

I mentioned that the dentist might get me to pay more attention to him if he talked to me, not at me. The first words out of his mouth were, "OK, no lectures."

That reminds me...it's been a while since I've seen the ol' gum-pokers. Sigh...

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DarkPhenyx

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Thu May-20-04 07:17 PM
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11. I go back in June. *groan*

But I do go to an all female practice. My hygenist won't put up with my shit either. I wiggle horribly and she finally said "sit still or I'm going to sit on you!"

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GOPisEvil

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Thu May-20-04 07:26 PM
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16. All female practice?

Hmmmm...interesting. I find male dentists and hygienists too rough. Women are a little nicer.

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DarkPhenyx

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Thu May-20-04 07:28 PM
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18. Better scenery too.

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GOPisEvil

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Thu May-20-04 07:31 PM
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20. Definitely.

All the woman dentists here are part of practices with men, so I could never be sure I'd get the nice, lady doctor.

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DarkPhenyx

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Thu May-20-04 07:42 PM
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22. Military inprocessing exam.

four male doctors, one female. Drill goes down the line counting us off by fives. we all get into our nice number lines and wait for the gaggle-o-doctors to break up and our line cheers cuz we got the female, with the small fingers.

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Blue-Jay

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Thu May-20-04 07:09 PM
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6. I'll make your head spin!

SOUTHERNERS ARE REDNECK RACIST BASTARDS!!!

(That was a joke, BTW.)

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DarkPhenyx

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Thu May-20-04 07:11 PM
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8. Just for that...

Edited on Thu May-20-04 07:17 PM by DarkPhenyx

...I'm gonna barf on your keyboard. :puke: :evilgrin:

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Blue-Jay

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Thu May-20-04 07:16 PM
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10. I could use a new one anyhow.

All the letters are worn off. I wouldn't mind, but I can't touch-type.

:P

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DarkPhenyx

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Thu May-20-04 07:18 PM
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12. I do this bizzare touch type where...

...I'm looking at the keyboard, but I'mn not actually looking at the keys. But I can't type and look at the screen. It's bizzare. I can 10 key though.

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Blue-Jay

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Thu May-20-04 07:23 PM
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13. That's all I'm good at too.

Maybe you & I can enter the Cashier Olympics.

Oh! Grits suck! <poke poke poke!>

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DarkPhenyx

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Thu May-20-04 07:25 PM
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15. I agree.

I hate grits too.

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Blue-Jay

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Thu May-20-04 07:30 PM
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19. Spoilsport.

Way to ruin my my anti-Southerner stereotypical jab.

<sigh>

Ummmm. You have a funny accent! SO THERE!

(I suck at this, don't I?)

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DarkPhenyx

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Thu May-20-04 07:39 PM
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21. Yup!

Particualrly considering that I have more of a mid-western accent...which is to say none at all. I'm just southern by birth, and current residence. I grew up in Ohio.

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Blue-Jay

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Thu May-20-04 07:49 PM
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23. You grew up in Ohio? Good man!

The more you say, the less you can play Devil's Advocate, ya know.

Any chance that you could vote here?

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DarkPhenyx

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Thu May-20-04 07:54 PM
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24. I can always play devils advocate.

However I am honestly incensed about the anti-Southern, and anti-Northern, bigotry I sometimes see from my own people. Kinda pisses me of, actually. :)

NO, I can't vote in OH anymore. I'm living and registered in NC now.

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supernova

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Thu May-20-04 07:25 PM
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14. Did you catch something

at Edwards Mill Bar & Grill the other night? :hi:

Hey, enjoy the meds! :*

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DarkPhenyx

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Thu May-20-04 07:27 PM
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17. I must have.

I really wish I hadn't. This is so not any fun. There's a reason I never did any serious recreational drugs. I hate the feeling that comes with them.

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