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henslee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 08:20 PM
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This pizza is undercooked and doughy. Why do I keep eating it
when I know its gonna make me feel like crap for hours. Oh well.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 08:21 PM
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1. WHOMP!
That was the sound of your stomach's pH hitting rock bottom. :eyes:
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MrChupon Donating Member (140 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 08:29 PM
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2. because it tastes soo good
I love to undercook frozen pizzas. Of course I like 'em burnt too. Is eating all that black stuff as carcinogenic as people say it is?
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henslee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 08:46 PM
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3. I don't know. There's something that seems worse about a charcoal grill
than some burnt pizza dough. Right?
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 08:46 PM
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4. Are you stoned?
Maybe that's why you keep eating it. I could eat pencil shavings when I get stoned, that's how hungry I get.
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Earth_First Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 08:48 PM
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5. How's that?
n/t
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 09:15 PM
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6. How's what? (nt)
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 09:39 PM
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7. Because pizza is like sex...
Even when it's bad, it's pretty good.
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