The first sip - Democratic Underground

trof

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Sat May-22-04 05:26 PM
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The first sip

Edited on Sat May-22-04 05:28 PM by trof

SWEET MAMA!
Crystal clear sex, beauty, and intelligence in a stemmed glass.
Three, count 'em THREE anchovy stuffed olives.
You KNOW what I'm talkin' 'bout.
Ahhhhhhh
Cheers
:toast:
on edit: I left out POWER!
Sex, intelligence, beauty and power IN A STEMMED GLASS.

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FarmerOak

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Sat May-22-04 05:27 PM
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1. Sounds like a martooni.

Except for the part about anchovies.
That's just gross.

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trof

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Sat May-22-04 05:29 PM
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2. Don't knock it ya ain't tried it.

Ambrosia

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trof

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Sat May-22-04 05:33 PM
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3. Ode to a Martini

Starkle, starkle, little twink,
Who the tell you are I hink,
I'm not under what they call
The alcofluence of incohol.
I'm not drunk as thinkle peep,
I'm just a little slort of sheep.
Tee martoonies make a guy
Fool so feelish, don't know why
I don't know who is me yet
The drunker I stay the longer I get.
So just one more to fill my cup,
I've all day sober to Sunday up.

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Taverner

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Sat May-22-04 05:35 PM
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4. Now now hold on to yourself

Before I start serving you appletinis and margatinis.

I love the modern def of a martini where anything in a stemmed glass is one....

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trof

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Sat May-22-04 05:47 PM
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5. blech

Miz t. and some of her women's club cronies stopped by a local "Martini Bar" after their last meeting. They are mostly blue-hairs, would you believe it? (Miz t. is still blonde, and plans to stay that way, no matter what.)

Some body told one of them that the Chocolate Martini was to die for.
Miz t. tried one. Her verdict: "Yuck. Chocolate syrup with a shot of Everclear (grain alcohol)."
Had to order a real Martini to get straightened out.
Glad she wasn't driving.

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Earth_First

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Sat May-22-04 05:49 PM
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6. Once it hits your lips...

it's just so good!

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trof

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Sat May-22-04 05:56 PM
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7. This is #2.

And my hand is on her shoe.
Anybody else know that song?

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